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"you take the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a God d*mn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend"
... Charlie Sheen starts to look like a great prospective spouse
He lies to you ,cheats on you, deceives you, calls you names, does not listen, shows you no affection, does not trust you, behaves as if he owns you, prefers to spend time with his mates than you, keeps oggling other women, is disrespectful, bores you, is no fun, has no sense of humour, treats you more like his Mom than his Lover, would rather watch TV than cuddle up or have sex, thinks bringing in someone else into the couple will keep things fresh, lets you do all the work, takes you for granted, is rude, lazy, selfish, racists, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted , obsessive about Hobbies, woudl rather watch a Football game than take you out for Dinner or a Movie , basically generally behaves like a total prat and poor excuse of a man.
... she spends more time with her "ex" than with you.
... she asks you to babysit while she goes on a date with another guy.
... she has a threesome, and you're not invited.
... her vibrator has more sex with her than you do.
... she compares you - unfavorably - to any of a variety of past men.
... she only calls when she wants something or has nothing or no-one better to do.
... she says you're a "nice guy". (ouch!)
... she dresses nicely all the time - except she's always in sweats when you're around.
... she forgets your birthday.
... she makes out with your best friend in front of you.
I could go on! I got most of these from remembering past posts in these forums!!
... Charlie Sheen starts to look like a great prospective spouse
He lies to you ,cheats on you, deceives you, calls you names, does not listen, shows you no affection, does not trust you, behaves as if he owns you, prefers to spend time with his mates than you, keeps oggling other women, is disrespectful, bores you, is no fun, has no sense of humour, treats you more like his Mom than his Lover, would rather watch TV than cuddle up or have sex, thinks bringing in someone else into the couple will keep things fresh, lets you do all the work, takes you for granted, is rude, lazy, selfish, racists, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted , obsessive about Hobbies, woudl rather watch a Football game than take you out for Dinner or a Movie , basically generally behaves like a total prat and poor excuse of a man.
I didn't think of it right now, but I certainly relate to it, unfortunately.
Even though you moved in together 10 years ago, you’ve never unpacked your stuff. You’ve kept all of your things separated from his and packed away in nicely labeled moving boxes because it will make moving so much easier when you leave him.
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