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Old 01-04-2012, 10:37 AM
 
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I want to see how witty our CD friends can be with this question..

Go ahead..

I won't even start.

Just quote my title and put in a witty answer.
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Old 01-04-2012, 10:43 AM
 
Location: Chicago
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"you take the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a God d*mn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend"
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Old 01-04-2012, 10:43 AM
 
Location: Oxford, England
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... Charlie Sheen starts to look like a great prospective spouse

He lies to you ,cheats on you, deceives you, calls you names, does not listen, shows you no affection, does not trust you, behaves as if he owns you, prefers to spend time with his mates than you, keeps oggling other women, is disrespectful, bores you, is no fun, has no sense of humour, treats you more like his Mom than his Lover, would rather watch TV than cuddle up or have sex, thinks bringing in someone else into the couple will keep things fresh, lets you do all the work, takes you for granted, is rude, lazy, selfish, racists, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted , obsessive about Hobbies, woudl rather watch a Football game than take you out for Dinner or a Movie , basically generally behaves like a total prat and poor excuse of a man.
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Old 01-04-2012, 10:46 AM
 
Location: Katonah, NY
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...you start finding threads about yourself on City-Data started by him!!!

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Old 01-04-2012, 10:51 AM
 
Location: Reno, NV
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You know you are in a bad relationship when ...

... she spends more time with her "ex" than with you.
... she asks you to babysit while she goes on a date with another guy.
... she has a threesome, and you're not invited.
... her vibrator has more sex with her than you do.
... she compares you - unfavorably - to any of a variety of past men.
... she only calls when she wants something or has nothing or no-one better to do.
... she says you're a "nice guy". (ouch!)
... she dresses nicely all the time - except she's always in sweats when you're around.
... she forgets your birthday.
... she makes out with your best friend in front of you.

I could go on! I got most of these from remembering past posts in these forums!!
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Old 01-04-2012, 10:51 AM
 
Location: Way up high
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...You ain't getting any
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Old 01-04-2012, 11:06 AM
 
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by Mooseketeer View Post
... Charlie Sheen starts to look like a great prospective spouse

He lies to you ,cheats on you, deceives you, calls you names, does not listen, shows you no affection, does not trust you, behaves as if he owns you, prefers to spend time with his mates than you, keeps oggling other women, is disrespectful, bores you, is no fun, has no sense of humour, treats you more like his Mom than his Lover, would rather watch TV than cuddle up or have sex, thinks bringing in someone else into the couple will keep things fresh, lets you do all the work, takes you for granted, is rude, lazy, selfish, racists, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted , obsessive about Hobbies, woudl rather watch a Football game than take you out for Dinner or a Movie , basically generally behaves like a total prat and poor excuse of a man.

I don't remeber going out with you
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Old 01-04-2012, 11:11 AM
 
Location: Des Moines IA
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When out of nowhere she keeps talking about how Lorena Bobbitt is her hero, amd all the knives in the house are sharpened.
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Old 01-04-2012, 11:13 AM
 
Location: Tucson
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I didn't think of it right now, but I certainly relate to it, unfortunately.

Even though you moved in together 10 years ago, you’ve never unpacked your stuff. You’ve kept all of your things separated from his and packed away in nicely labeled moving boxes because it will make moving so much easier when you leave him.

http://www.evilwoobie.com/2008/03/01...-relationship/
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Old 01-04-2012, 11:18 AM
 
Location: Springfield MO
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When you read posts on CD like this:

//www.city-data.com/forum/relat...irlfriend.html

Last edited by DBCC; 01-04-2012 at 11:33 AM..
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