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Old 04-19-2012, 04:11 PM
 
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Or is it just a myth? I'm trying to get a prostitute soon and I want to do everything I can to not go to jail and end up having sex with an inmate instead.

To anyone who wants to mock me for trying to get a prostitute, read this.

As long as I'm not raping anyone to get laid, I'm fine. Nobody ever criticizes a honest working man without a college degree who builds a fortune without robbing anyone, why should you criticize me when I'm not harming anyone and simply going the unconventional way?

 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:23 PM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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Before she took a one year sabbatical from that business my mom always told her clients that's it's an excellent excuse.
 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:25 PM
 
Location: Long Island, NY
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Or is it just a myth? I'm trying to get a prostitute soon and I want to do everything I can to not go to jail and end up having sex with an inmate instead.

To anyone who wants to mock me for trying to get a prostitute, read this.

As long as I'm not raping anyone to get laid, I'm fine. Nobody ever criticizes a honest working man without a college degree who builds a fortune without robbing anyone, why should you criticize me when I'm not harming anyone and simply going the unconventional way?
How old are you??? Actually, you are harming yourself by putting yourself at risk in catching an STD. Why not just get a FWB instead?
 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:30 PM
 
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How old are you??? Actually, you are harming yourself by putting yourself at risk in catching an STD. Why not just get a FWB instead?
Because I haven't been able to.
I think I'm a pretty good looking guy, very confident with women, and am certainly not afraid of approaching anyone. But my track record is, for some reason I can't fathom, dismal. So I decided to stop worrying about FWBs and get a prostitute instead. In fact, I am great at making male friends, but I am atrocious at any non-professional relationships with females, including just being friends.

I'm not a "lonely" guy as some people might think. I have many friends who I am close to, and do not feel any lack of companionship. Penile stimulation, however, is not something I can or want to get from them.
 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:42 PM
 
Location: DFW
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Just be very selective in who you choose. You might ask around for a recommendation. I've never hired one but this is probably not the place you want to go for the cheapest one you can find.

Ever thought about going to one of the legal brothels in Nevada ?

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Old 04-19-2012, 04:53 PM
 
Location: Long Island, NY
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Just be very selective in who you choose. You might ask around for a recommendation. I've never hired one but this is probably not the place you want to go for the cheapest one you can find.

Ever thought about going to one of the legal brothels in Nevada ?
^This. I actually know someone who did that twice a year before he finally got a gf. At least out there they are monitored and require physicals. Not sure how he survived in between visits
 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:55 PM
 
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Yeah, how about Nevada or going to Meh-hico.
 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:56 PM
 
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^This. I actually know someone who did that twice a year before he finally got a gf. At least out there they are monitored and require physicals. Not sure how he survived in between visits
The same way all us single guys do it on occasion. We take things into our own hands.
 
Old 04-19-2012, 04:57 PM
 
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Is the OP looking for advice? Or Just Telling the World He's Hooking Up with a Hooker????

Cloak the joker - before you poke her!!
 
Old 04-19-2012, 05:01 PM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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Just be very selective in who you choose. You might ask around for a recommendation. I've never hired one but this is probably not the place you want to go for the cheapest one you can find.

Ever thought about going to one of the legal brothels in Nevada ?
Doing it legally just takes the zing out of it.
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