Alright ladies, come clean and admit...... (women, love, single, attractive)

[ayahuasca_mike]

that you love driving us men crazy.

That mixture of soft soaps and perfume intoxicates me....only if I were to assume the life of a Doberman would your smell mean more..

So soft, holding you almost feels criminal. So fragile, yet durable. Not sure how this feat was accomplished but hats off to the designer.

The feet.....my GOD the feet. Pedicured to perfection and adorned with some alluring hue only to be further complimented by mans greatest invention that is the ankle bracelet hanging loosely from your leg....far more enchanting than a century old chandelier suspended atop the Vatican's roof. YES, I stare. We gaze upon the pyramids, Bamiyan Buddahs, and Stonhenege as all are structures that invoke emotions of great appreciation. Shouldn't women be afforded that same luxury? Yep, you should.

Lips akin to red velvet cake upon first taste.

Age only increases your desirability (at least for me) Must be nice to share the same characteristics as a bottle Montrachet 1978.

Damn you women.....I hate you all for being so damn desirable and attractive. I refuse to share you, yet I find all of you beautiful.

Fellas night out? Sorry guys, gonna hang out at home with my "bottle of Montrachet", sipping glass after glass after glass until the point of inebriation.
YES you annoy us but it's so goddam evident that we not simply want, but need and desire you.

Disclaimer: This isn't a poem by any means. Just thoughts I've had over the past few days.

Go easy on me fellas, went shopping today and was simply overwhelmed by bipedal beauty. And they came in all flavors too!

[elnina]

Wow! For a nerd you are pretty romantic!!!!!

[Raena77]

Someone needs to get laid.

[Sweetlilac]

Thank God! I was half expecting "alright ladies come clean and admit... that you are bicurious!" I am sick of those threads.

[HelloWorldItsMe]

Oh my...left me sort of speechless... :O)

[Sweetlilac]

I blushed a little after reading your post. On behalf of all women, thanks for the many compliments.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Sweetlilac

I blushed a little after reading your post. On behalf of all women, thanks for the many compliments.

No need for any of that at all - this thread is not addressing the "females" of the world.

[Red On The Noodle]

I loved it...thank you. Now spread that message to the single guys in my area please

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by Red On The Noodle

I loved it...thank you. Now spread that message to the single guys in my area please

Hahaha....here here! Hmm although a sappy man I haven't met yet?
You don't swing the other way do you? J/k.

[mir86]

umm yes, I do wear sexy perfume to drive you guys nuts. It works, very well, clearly! lol