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Old 05-02-2012, 04:18 PM
 
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My wife made me quit dating.

but I can still pee standing up!
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:17 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles
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Things your wife makes you do that you hate
Empty the trash when its barely half full.
Wait for her to get ready to go out when I am already ready.

Thats about it. Everything else I do because I want her to be happy. Her happiness is greater than anything else to me.
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:14 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Just a reminder, folks, to keep this thread lighthearted as OP intended. Please don't let this fun thread
turn into gender bashing and serious complaints about your spouse. Have fun with it!
I guess I should have said "no personal attacks" as well. Any more personal attacks and the thread will be closed.


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Old 05-04-2012, 08:09 AM
 
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I hate having to answer the "honey do you think i should cut my hair" ? I have tried giving the maybe,no, and yes but to no avail...
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:03 PM
 
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I'll start it out. I hate it when she makes me hold her purse and it doesn't match anything I'm wearing
You are a heck of a secure man PullMyFinger.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:08 AM
 
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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i guess i should have said "no personal attacks" as well. Any more personal attacks and the thread will be closed.

y u so mean?:d
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:26 AM
 
Location: DFW
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My wife made me stop volunteering at the home for wayward teenage girls.
Dan... let me give you a secret with your volunteer work. I work with female dropouts of Sex Addition Groups. It makes me feel good in more ways than one.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:32 PM
 
Location: San Leandro
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1) Must seek her blessing before going to work. -um honey I am a grown man and I can dress myself, I don't care if my tie does not match my shirt. I am not a ken doll.
2) Changing diapers. -Enough said
3) Shopping for shoes. -Intersting, I never knew you needed so many shoes for so many different functions. And here I was all my life getting by on several pairs..
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:54 PM
 
Location: Penfield, NY
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I take out all of our trash to the curb once a week, at the same time, on the same day every week.

She promises that she will help me gather the trash. I guess I hate that she promises every week, and every week she says "but you took it out before I got the chance to help!"

I love the girl anyways.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:57 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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1) Must seek her blessing before going to work. -um honey I am a grown man and I can dress myself, I don't care if my tie does not match my shirt. I am not a ken doll.
2) Changing diapers. -Enough said
3) Shopping for shoes. -Intersting, I never knew you needed so many shoes for so many different functions. And here I was all my life getting by on several pairs..

LOL. Alright. There are some really cute answers in this thread.
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