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Just a reminder, folks, to keep this thread lighthearted as OP intended. Please don't let this fun thread
turn into gender bashing and serious complaints about your spouse. Have fun with it!
I guess I should have said "no personal attacks" as well. Any more personal attacks and the thread will be closed.
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My wife made me stop volunteering at the home for wayward teenage girls.
Dan... let me give you a secret with your volunteer work. I work with female dropouts of Sex Addition Groups. It makes me feel good in more ways than one.
1) Must seek her blessing before going to work. -um honey I am a grown man and I can dress myself, I don't care if my tie does not match my shirt. I am not a ken doll.
2) Changing diapers. -Enough said
3) Shopping for shoes. -Intersting, I never knew you needed so many shoes for so many different functions. And here I was all my life getting by on several pairs..
I take out all of our trash to the curb once a week, at the same time, on the same day every week.
She promises that she will help me gather the trash. I guess I hate that she promises every week, and every week she says "but you took it out before I got the chance to help!"
1) Must seek her blessing before going to work. -um honey I am a grown man and I can dress myself, I don't care if my tie does not match my shirt. I am not a ken doll.
2) Changing diapers. -Enough said
3) Shopping for shoes. -Intersting, I never knew you needed so many shoes for so many different functions. And here I was all my life getting by on several pairs..
LOL. Alright. There are some really cute answers in this thread.
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