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Old 06-25-2012, 11:15 PM
 
Location: Australia
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I hope this thread provides sone entertaiment during my quiet times at work.

Anyway I will start;

I was at this club and these random girls dragged me over to their female freind and told me that I am taking her home tonight and they even gave me a condom so I did take her home slept with her and in the morning she told me that she had a boyfriend she stayed for a while then she left. For about a week she sent me text messages everyday and when I did not reply she will send more text messages asking me what am I doing or what I am up to after a week she then sends me a SMS saying that she told her boyfriend that she slept with me, I was like "um why would you do that" and she said because she felt guilty but now that her boyfriend and her are not together anymore we can now start dating, I told her that I would not be guilted in to dating her, she then sends me a few messages saying that it's my fault that her and her boyfriend broke up, I told her "no love you never told me you had a boyfriend until the night after, it's your fault and I will never date a cheater"

Anyway has anyone else got some funny one night stand stories?
P.s excuse auto correct errors on mobile

 
Old 06-26-2012, 08:59 AM
 
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not really an official one night stand but it could have been.

me and my sister went out. met 2 girls who were very happily drunk. they lived in town so one of them told us to come to her apt and finish partying there. we did. my sister and this girl walked ahead while i tailed back with the other girl. by the time we got there, they were already drinking and getting a bath ready. my sister told me to split and gave me a stern look because she wanted to fool around with this girl. i would have left to go to the other girls apt but we couldn't find the keys. after a long search i found them and i was claimed a hero. so we go in and i begin to get jumped. she was too drunk and although i was into it, i knew what could possibly happen. so i set a limit. i knew for some reason, i kinda was into this girl and after our moment, we got to know each other. i was worried about my sister and left to check on her. she was gone but i ended up hanging with the girl she was with. she was drunk and getting upset about an old boyfriend. i sat there and listened and we ended up giving each other.....you guessed it, body massages lol. i was still worried about my sister who was supposed to crash at my house. when i left the apt, i had to walk home. my sister was not there and i immediately knew she went to an ex bf's house. she ended up sleeping with him even though she had a new Bf. since i was into the girl i was with, i am having trouble getting in touch with her. i talked to her once after everything happened on the phone but now i hit a wall. it's unfortunate but that's life.
 
Old 06-27-2012, 02:13 AM
 
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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In March of 1997, I met the most beautiful girl in a dance place in Copenhagen. We danced. We kissed. We talked. We went back to my flat and made love. We are still together.
 
Old 06-27-2012, 03:56 AM
 
Location: Australia
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In March of 1997, I met the most beautiful girl in a dance place in Copenhagen. We danced. We kissed. We talked. We went back to my flat and made love. We are still together.
Dam man that **** be crazy! You got one of those one night stands types who would not leave you alone
 
Old 06-27-2012, 08:15 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Pistil whipped and robbed. Woke up naked in the Mexican desert a few miles out of Piedras Negras. All my casino winnings gone from a good night at the Kickapoo lucky eagle casino in eagle pass
 
Old 06-27-2012, 08:27 AM
 
Location: Planet Earth, USA
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Met this girl a long time ago on AOL! She was CRAZY! Went to her house, she was sitting outside in her car messing with the radio. When I walked up to her house she asked if it was me and told me to get inside her car. No hello, no nothing. She drove fast through these winding side streets and we ended up at this abandoned church parking lot. I asked why we were there and she told me her parents were home and we couldn't be at her house.

We sat in the car and she was acting kind of strange, talking to herself? For the first time I felt unsafe on a date. I was the passenger in her car, didn't know where the hell I was and my car was all the way back at her house. I waited a while then told her "hey well we should get going, I am tired and have work tomorrow." She got IRATE! "NOOOOO! WHY do you want to GO?" I tried repeating what I said and she got out of the car and started screaming at the top her lungs "WHY GOD!?? WHY DO I MESS UP EVERYTHING!!!"

I sat in the passenger seat thinking I need to get back to my car but don't know where I am. I need to play along and calm this crazy ***** down! She wandered through the empty lot talking out loud to herself and after about 20 mins finally calmed down. She came back to the car and said she was sorry. I told her it's OK and asked why is she acting like that? She explained how she was bad at dating blah blah blah. I held her hand and told her it's ok. I then told her why don't we call it a night and we can meet again tomorrow or something. She agreed and started up the car and we went back to her house "PHEW!"

As soon as we got back to her house I practically jumped out the door and walked fast to my car. She was walking fast behind me and told me to slow down. Got in my car and she was like "wow, nice car." I told her "Look, I just want this night to end. Have a good night" and took off. Saw her standing there in my rear view mirror.

Thank god she didn't have my number. Never called her again.
 
Old 06-27-2012, 08:29 AM
 
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Pistil whipped and robbed. Woke up naked in the Mexican desert a few miles out of Piedras Negras. All my casino winnings gone from a good night at the Kickapoo lucky eagle casino in eagle pass
what a night ???? lol
 
Old 06-27-2012, 08:31 AM
 
Location: New Zealand and Australia
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This thread reminds me of the old penthouse magazines with the stories I used to read when I was 16 lol.
 
Old 06-27-2012, 06:54 PM
 
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This is a great idea. I've only had one- one night stand - dropped her off at a dock the next morning......she knew it was a one time thing and waved and smiled bye
 
Old 06-27-2012, 07:10 PM
 
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What about women have ONS here?
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