Is the quality of wine proportional to the chance of sex on the first date?

[Rhenzanite]

Originally Posted by Lilac110

Not to mention that if I ever saw burgundy ejaculate, I would be on the phone calling 911.

Terrifying.

Originally Posted by xxbabeechick

Is this something that really needs to be told to someone?

Apparently so.

Originally Posted by Hawk J

Trader Joe's sells 2 buck Chuck...good stuff...for $1.99 ~ $2.49 usually . Charles Shaw wine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Even the biggest wine snobs I know still love kicking back with a bottle or 3 of Two Buck Chuck

[srjth]

Originally Posted by Kenneth-Kaunda

My theory here is that the better the wine, the better the date.

Certainly from a man's perspective at least.

Now if the man is to select an expensive high quality wine (and pay for it) then he is more likely to be taking his date home that night.

Why?

this is all due to sexual symbolism.

The bottle itself represents the erect penis, and the liquid inside to be the blood of said penis.

so obviously, the better the quality of the wine, the more virile and powerful the man!

I can actually say from experience, that this works.

lol

funny

[UnexpectedError]

If buying a nice bottle of wine makes your date drink more, then yes, it's easier to score with a drunk person. As for this phallic theory...not so much. Sounds like something Freud would say and despite his notoriety he is kind of a joke.

[Inebriated Duck]

Originally Posted by JetJockey

Terrifying.



Apparently so.




Even the biggest wine snobs I know still love kicking back with a bottle or 3 of Two Buck Chuck

I've never actually tried those carton wines before. It seems to me a bit of an American thing, I've never seen them sold in KL. Maybe I should try them while I'm here just to see how terrible they actually are.

[Shaquille]

I got laid after a first date at starbucks bro.

[moonwatcher]

OP...quantity, the more she drinks, the better you may look.

[Bideshi]

Originally Posted by crabman1

Sex is easy to get, the perfect wine not so much.

Maybe, but wine doesn't give you near as bad a hangover as sex...

[PhenomenalAJ]

No I usually bring box wine or a bottle of liquor on dates and it doesnt matter, it will get you as drunk as an expensive wine. At restaurants I generally don't order wine because I never go to high end ones.

[8635angelvalley]

Originally Posted by JetJockey

Woman: Wow, nice wine choice.
Kenneth: Yeah, doesn't the bottle remind you of my penis?
Woman: Uhhhh
Kenneth: and the wine itself is like my penis blood
Woman: I think we should see other people.
Kenneth: But... dick wine!!!

What if it is white wine?What does that represent? LOL

[8635angelvalley]

Originally Posted by Kenneth-Kaunda

come to think of it, without wanting to sound crude, but I believe that a white wine must have even more symbolic power!

think I'll try that on my date tonight.....

I should have read ahead.