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Lately she has not been in the mood for sex so I ended up buying a blow-up doll. I waited a couple of days after the shipment arrived to use it. I tried to get her to have sex with me again and she said no. Afterwards I went in the garage and got the blow-up doll and start having sex with it. When my wife walked into the room and saw what was going on she flipped out on me, grabbed the doll and started cursing me out. I told her that the doll was tighter than hers. Should she be mad at me for not doing her job as a wife?
Lately she has not been in the mood for sex so I ended up buying a blow-up doll. I waited a couple of days after the shipment arrived to use it. I tried to get her to have sex with me again and she said no. Afterwards I went in the garage and got the blow-up doll and start having sex with it. When my wife walked into the room and saw what was going on she flipped out on me, grabbed the doll and started cursing me out. I told her that the doll was tighter than hers. Should she be mad at me for not doing her job?
WOW REALLY???
Let me grab some popcorn here this is SO going to be good!!!
There couldn't be something wrong with the marriage, or something wrong with her physically or emotionally. Or have an issue with you.
No, she just won't have sex with you. She put a condemned sign on her vagina and that left you with no other choice other than for you to buy a blow up doll to poke and make new holes with.
Yea, you needed to talk to her about it. You could have waited til she was gone to go all willy nilly on the blow up doll and you should never, not ever tell your wife that your blow up doll is tighter than she is! I don't care if she is like the grand canyon and you have fear of falling in never to get back out again!
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