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I used to do a Santa Claus gig with my labor union's Christmas party. One year, an attractive and well-developed teenage girl (maybe 15-16) came up on stage with a small child. I assumed she was going to set the kid on my lap. In front of the stage, I saw a woman I took to be their mother. The mother was signaling to the girl that she wanted a picture of her holding the baby while sitting on Santa's lap.
The girl sat down holding the baby. The baby didn't want to stay still, so the girl was moving around trying to keep up with the kid. In effect, I was now receiving a lapdance from a teenage girl.
Santa, being a healthy heterosexual male, began to experience certain involuntary physiological responses in the region in which the girl was sitting. The picture-taking seemed to last forever. When the girl got up with the baby, she turned to me and gave me a big smile.
The suit was fairly loose, so I have no idea who, other than the girl herself, noticed my situation; but I was incredibly embarrassed. The worst part of it was that the next person in line for Santa's lap was a little boy of about 6.
I informed everyone that Santa had to go outside to check on his reindeer. A temperature of 8 below took care of the problem rather quickly.
This reminds me of one time in high school. There was a new kid in my history class. I think we were playing some kind of game/quiz and he guessed the right answer. The class was mostly female and they and the teacher cheered for him and that was probably turning him on. His "prize" was waiting at the teacher's desk and he had to walk in front of everyone to get it. But I think he was just saying, no that's okay really, let someone else have it. I am pretty sure that was why he didn't get up because of the way he was acting. But the teacher and all the girls were like, cheering for him to get up. But they were clueless. It was funny.
I've never had an embarrassing rise. I've had an inopportune rise but it wasn't embarrassing. When the girl noticed I asked her whether she seen an erection before. I can't help so she should shut up. I got laid that night.
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