If you are running this post because it is YOU who is currently faced with this choice, let me save you a bus load of misery and heartache.
If some stripper you are considering dating is telling you she only has had two partners, she is lying through her G-string.
Strippers are the most promiscuous creatures on god's green earth. Good Lord, man: it's what they DO! Their whole life is built around sex: trying to look sexy; trying to make money from appearing sexy; trying to separate men--whom they usually have a built-in hatred of anyway--from their last creased-lengthwise $5 bill with the allure of sexiness.
Then, after the show is over, the only way they can rid their dfizzy little heads of the issues that forced them to make love to a brass pole in front of horny drunks for a living is to engage in the comfort of sex and/or cocaine.
The only thing strippers have more of than former sex partners (male and female) is Daddy Issues. See? Daddy either paid way too much attention to them (if ya know what I mean) or not enough. So they try to make-up for that by donning a role in life that makes men slaver over them and try to please them.
Run away from this stripper as fast as your legs will carry you, bro. Date the other girl with 15 partners. Hell, 115 partners would be better than entangling your self in the Stripper's World.
My "expert's credientials" with strippers: My brother used to own a strip club in San Diego where I spent five nights a week for three years! I've gone out with more stippers than you would ever believe, so I own't even quote a number, lest I be called a liar. LOL
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