You guys just don't get it do you. Let me put it another way. I have worked in offices for 30+ years so I think I can speak for most others who do.
The office is usually a place you don't want to be.
The least you should be able to expect is that your desk doesn't have someone elses 5lut juices all over it, ditto the photocopier, the carpet, the break room table.
Just totally disrespectful to your co-workers who would be disgusted if they knew what you'd been up to with a 5kank in the environment they have to work in.
It's got ZERO to do with sex, fun, kinkiness, and everything to do with basic respect for your workplace and colleagues.