What if you could turn your SO into an inanimate object? (beautiful, reason)
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LOL. It's probably easy for him to come up with ideas. For the life of me, I can't think of anything. (By the way, taco night last night. Tacos rule. Eff burritos!)
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Originally Posted by iknowftbll
My wife would have thought of this just as she swallowed the last bight of her husband-turned-cheesecake and then she would have gone
Right now, with this sciatica/herniated disk in my back, I'd turn him into a bottle of Percocet: He'd take away my pain and put me in a happy place where life is beautiful and I'm in love with the world.
I don't know what he'd turn me into. Maybe a Slayer record, so he'd actually want to listen to me.
Right now, with this sciatica/herniated disk in my back, I'd turn him into a bottle of Percocet: He'd take away my pain and put me in a happy place where life is beautiful and I'm in love with the world.
I don't know what he'd turn me into. Maybe a Slayer record, so he'd actually want to listen to me.
Sorry about your back, Lilac. But you made me laugh with the Slayer comment; I can relate, LOL.
Right now, with this sciatica/herniated disk in my back, I'd turn him into a bottle of Percocet: He'd take away my pain and put me in a happy place where life is beautiful and I'm in love with the world.
I don't know what he'd turn me into. Maybe a Slayer record, so he'd actually want to listen to me.
Did you actually say a Slayer record??? Good lord.... I thought you were a good broad long before that...... now.. IDK... off the charts... LOL
Right now, with this sciatica/herniated disk in my back, I'd turn him into a bottle of Percocet: He'd take away my pain and put me in a happy place where life is beautiful and I'm in love with the world.
I don't know what he'd turn me into. Maybe a Slayer record, so he'd actually want to listen to me.
Ooh, Percocet. The doctor put me on that stuff back in September when I had knee surgery. It made the pain go away but it also made me sick and feel like I was drunk. I haven't been drunk in years, I'm more of a 1 or 2 beers or small glass of bourbon kind of guy. A couple drinks is okay, being drunk, not so much. I finally decided that Ibruprofen dulled the pain just enough for me and I quit using the percocet. I guess for a herniated disk that Ibruprofen would probably not cut it.
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