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Old 03-19-2013, 10:08 AM
 
Location: IN A COOKIE JAR
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The guy I mentioned in an earlier post was so small it didn't even go past his manly danglies. I felt them more than I did his you know....oh, but he was so handsome though. At my age now, if something were to happen to my husband and I ended up a widow, it wouldn't bother me to have a man that small as long as he knew how to do other "things." Then again due to my age I don't feel as attractive anymore with everything I have pointed or sagging south so I'm not as frisky as I used to be. I used to put on a sexy nightgown thinking I was really going to woo my husband some nights but anymore, I just hope all the lights are turned off when I leave the bathroom to go to bed. I need a body lift!!! Just take my skin from my toes and yank it taunt up to the top of my head and then tie it good and tight so it won't fall down again.

 
Old 03-19-2013, 10:11 AM
 
Location: Texas
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You know, I heard a great line once.
As a woman, it made me laugh.

The woman was complaining that the guy was too small to satisfy her.
He got angry and said, "You ever consider maybe YOU are TOO BIG?"

LOL!!!!!
 
Old 03-19-2013, 10:13 AM
 
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Originally Posted by stan4 View Post
You know, I heard a great line once.
As a woman, it made me laugh.

The woman was complaining that the guy was too small to satisfy her.
He got angry and said, "You ever consider maybe YOU are TOO BIG?"

LOL!!!!!
Yup, this possibility has been mentioned many times during this thread. The OP stated the guy was somewhere around 4" and smaller in circumference than a silver dollar, and the follow-up person's story had the guy at pinkie-sized (probably micropenis). It's VERY doubtful the problem was that the woman was "too big" in these cases.

I'm sure it's happened but it sure doesn't sound like it did here.
 
Old 03-19-2013, 11:14 AM
 
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Apparently yours some say it's a monster.
That's the key part right there. The gals say it, not me pumping up my own tires!


HaHaHa....I love it.

 
Old 03-19-2013, 11:33 AM
 
Location: Pa
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That's the key part right there. The gals say it, not me pumping up my own tires!


HaHaHa....I love it.

.......fainted........
 
Old 03-19-2013, 03:14 PM
 
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Hasn't every woman in America (or the world) faced this question?
Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't. Oprah and Oprah Jr(Tyra Banks) have likely covered this topic before as I've heard gigly girls talking about it.
 
Old 03-19-2013, 03:18 PM
 
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I have a friend who is a size queen and only dates men with huge packages. Me, I am smaller so a smaller man is fine unless he is pinkie sized (and yes I met a man like that). However if he is willing to satisfy me other ways then it's fine.
Are you sure you're not a size queen LOL??? It always starts with "my friend" or "I have a friend" (that is this, that or the next thing).

Don't lie now. You'd prefer a big thick bratwurst over a cocktail weenie! Wouldn't ya?!
 
Old 03-19-2013, 03:21 PM
 
Location: San Francisco
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I would stay if the relationship was good otherwise. In my opinion, the most important organ a man has is his brain.
 
Old 03-19-2013, 03:37 PM
 
Location: Xanadu
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My package is so big that UPS put a tracking number on the front of my pants!
Pfff. Weak sauce. I need a wide load sign and police escort whenever I get groceries...
 
Old 03-19-2013, 04:47 PM
 
Location: IN A COOKIE JAR
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Pfff. Weak sauce. I need a wide load sign and police escort whenever I get groceries...
Well, you best find you a woman who can take that anaconda you're packin'. I've found all the old folk lore about judging a man's size by his exterior - feet, hands, etc. to not have a lick of truth to it. So sorry to say it is probably just as hard to determine a woman's size by her exterior as well.

Example: I used to work with a lady who was petite and yet she popped big baby boys out without barely feeling a thing. On the other hand, my aunt who is around 5'9 and 225 lbs. - she could barely give birth to a tiny daughter. That baby girl ripped her up so bad and also broke my aunt's pelvic bone coming out.

So, hum, I guess men will just have to try to judge like women do but at least we are able to size up a man's package by his pants sometimes.
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