BIG FAT HAWG#2 here:
Guess ah'm feeling kinda down in the dumps and all. Well, pull up a chair and don't mind me, I'm just gonna spill mah guts fer awhile.
See,... it all started back in arkansa, the ladies never liked me much, guess on account I am so fat and kinda smelly. But hey, this story aint about me, its about Jill.
SOBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, sniff, I am truly sorry. Let me continue.
I loved JILL til the day she done left me for that big creature you city folks know as BIGFOOT. Yep, durn it. She fell for him hook, line and sinker.
Said he smelled better n me, too.
I am hurt. SNIFF.
Now, I will sign off, cuz on account I gots to get over this here broken heart......
I want you ladies to tell Big Fat Hawg#2 the truth now.... do I look fat in these here jeans? Jill said I do just before she left me....waaaaaahaa! ohhh, why do I still love her so?