Quote:
Originally Posted by GlitteringPrizes
"I don't like men approaching me in daily life"
(If it was Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling who approached her, would she still not like men approaching her?)
"Sorry, I'm busy all week"
(If it was Brad Pitt asking whether she wanted to go out this week, would she still be "busy all week"?)
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As opposed to the woman's handbook for understanding what men say:
''She's just a friend''............no she's not
"Do you want to go out sometime?"...........I want to have sex with you
"I love you".........I want to have sex with you more often
"I want to marry you"......I want to make it hard for you to have sex with other guys
"I think we should see other people"..........I already have mine picked out
"I need some space"............some other woman is interested in me
''I don't know what I want".........I do, and it's not you
"Why was I out so late?"............I'm stalling while I think of something
"My cell phone died"......I had it on silent so I could tell if you called
"I spent the night at Mark's".........Don't trust Mark either
"My wife doesn't understand me"........If you want to get intimate with me it's ok
"My wife never gives me sex"........see above
"I'll leave her soon".........not on your life
"My wife won't give me a divorce"..........the subject has never come up
"I wish my wife were more like you"..........of course I'd still be cheating on her
"I'm staying with her for the kids"..........I'll get a divorce when they're about 40
"We should eat here more often"..........that waitress is cute
"I need new underwear".........someone else is seeing me naked
"I don't care what we have for dinner"........uh..........I don't care what we have for dinner