Relationship Chat Thread #26 (school, like, dinner)

[horsechick71]

IF he ate the not so expensive underwear I would be fine with it..but the little $hit eats the Victoria's Secret. Freaking really dude...like is walmart not good enought for you.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by horsechick71

IF he ate the not so expensive underwear I would be fine with it..but the little $hit eats the Victoria's Secret. Freaking really dude...like is walmart not good enought for you.

The dog must have discriminating taste?

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by *Sixy*

No, he only does that when I'm not home. lol
He countersurfs behind my back though.


LOL, my dog has shyt stickers with smiley faces on them, whole sheets of loose leaf paper...never elastic though. At least not to my knowledge




100!
What in the world are you doing??

10,000th post and screwing around with the touch screen keys while I wait for the posting interval to expire.

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by SD4020

The dog must have discriminating taste?

Word.
Dogs lick their butts and he won't eat the Wal Mart underwear I would think twice about wearing it.

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by WFW&P

Word.
Dogs lick their butts and he won't eat the Wal Mart underwear I would think twice about wearing it.

Dog Haikus

I love my master
Thus, I perfume myself with
This long, dead squirrel.

I lie belly up
In the sunshine
Happier than you will ever be.

Today, I sniffed many a dog's butt
I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy come to kill us all!
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman come to kill us all!
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat come to kill us all
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

I lift my leg
Whiz on each bush. Here Spot -
Sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee?
The ways are as numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic, I
Have made a puddle

I hate my choke chain - Look world
They strangle me!
Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your leg - no greater bliss
Well, maybe chasing cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could love you
The way I do.

Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there, it's there, it's there
It's there, It's there.

I am your best friend now,
Always and especially
When you are eating.

My owner's mood is romantic
I lie at the end of the bed
I fart a big one.

[TRosa]

Seems like a good night to finish up reading my book, maybe watch a movie or just spazz out.

[believe007]

.....for me, it's a good night to get totally obliterated....
having quite a few strawberry margaritas-
heavy on the tequila, just the way I like 'em

[TRosa]

Originally Posted by believe007

.....for me, it's a good night to get totally obliterated....
having quite a few strawberry margaritas-
heavy on the tequila, just the way I like 'em

Well the strawberries sound good for sure some chocolate and some ice cream would round that out nicely, but I'm saving my cheat day for tomorrow.

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by TRosa

Seems like a good night to finish up reading my book, maybe watch a movie or just spazz out.

I'm afraid to start a new book. I cannot be staying up late at night reading, and that is usually what winds up happening. However, it is very tempting! I have a few books ready to go, and waiting for my next break!

Originally Posted by believe007

.....for me, it's a good night to get totally obliterated....
having quite a few strawberry margaritas-
heavy on the tequila, just the way I like 'em

I had a great day at work and now I'm sitting back with a glass of wine. They announced a 2 hour delay tomorrow so I figure it's safe to go for another after dinner! I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they revise their decision and cancel school...even better!

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by believe007

.....for me, it's a good night to get totally obliterated....
having quite a few strawberry margaritas-
heavy on the tequila, just the way I like 'em

It's getting harder and harder to booze it up on a work night, I pay for it too bad the next day at work... getting old I guess....