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Old 03-02-2014, 09:48 AM
 
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this thread makes me think back to my teenager days when i rented my very first apartment. A girl who i knew from high school had offered to help me move in. After we finally got my brand new futon up the stairs and into the apartment we relaxed on it to rest... Well, one thing led to another, and she ended up on top and everything was great until we broke the welds on the futon! Well it went bang when it hit the floor, and scared the hell out of my dog and he bit her in the ass while she was on me! That was the last time she came over.
lol! :d
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Old 03-02-2014, 01:57 PM
 
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This thread makes me think back to my teenager days when I rented my very first apartment. A girl who I knew from high school had offered to help me move in. After we finally got my brand new futon up the stairs and into the apartment we relaxed on it to rest... Well, one thing led to another, and she ended up on top and everything was great until we broke the welds on the futon! Well it went BANG when it hit the floor, and scared the hell out of my dog and he bit her in the ass while she was on me! That was the last time she came over.
This made me lol. Any guy I've been involved with has been scared that my dog will think he's hurting me and try to attack him. She's a pit bull and scary to some because of their ignorance, but my cat is the one they have to worry about.
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Old 03-02-2014, 02:27 PM
 
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a girl once jumped onto me and managed to land her knee in my *******, also pulled a hamstring once, with same girl...

another girl was showing me her spiked matress, which i sceptically tried, then we started folling around, and while in the middle of the act she decides to remove it, and pulls it out the side... I started bleeding in 50~spaces in a nice striped pattern all over my back...

so some uncomfortable happenings, but nothing serious here...
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Old 03-02-2014, 06:01 PM
 
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I've fractured an ex gf pelvis (shoved a bit too hard) gotten my shoulder dislocated by a wild leg jerk ( legs on my shoulder) and my penis shredded by hardware (tongue jewelry)
Okay, I have to know what kind of legally distributable barbell would "shred" a penis. Seriously, lol.

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All different women btw
Yeah, buddy!
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Old 03-02-2014, 08:10 PM
 
Location: Pa
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pic of belly button spikey jewelry - Google Search

Picture these hurting your wang.
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Old 03-02-2014, 08:10 PM
 
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I have done the unthinkable and kept my socks on once but I ended up slipping on the wood floor and busting my ass. Total mood killer when you think you just hurt your tail bone!

The girl found it hilarious enough to keep laughing while I was squirming on the floor tightening my butt cheeks from pain and not helping me up.
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:43 PM
 
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Totally the opposite, or so I've heard--those are made of a rubbery texture in the case of tongue jewelry, which is meant to enhance oral sex. I wouldn't think that entails a "shred" effect.

Just so you're clear.
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Old 03-03-2014, 05:11 PM
 
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Totally the opposite, or so I've heard--those are made of a rubbery texture in the case of tongue jewelry, which is meant to enhance oral sex. I wouldn't think that entails a "shred" effect.

Just so you're clear.
Whoah whoah I'm not talking tongue jewelry. The other kind ahem down there. Lol
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Old 03-03-2014, 05:55 PM
 
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Whoah whoah I'm not talking tongue jewelry. The other kind ahem down there. Lol
You know I'm naïve enough to carry this on indefinitely, right?
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Old 03-03-2014, 06:33 PM
 
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You know I'm naïve enough to carry this on indefinitely, right?
Go ahead.
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