Great pickup lines

[picklejuice]

The finger (pulling and/or smelling) ones are sure to catch...

a canine.

[Free-R]

1) "Excuse me. I recently bought this calendar and need to put something on it. Just need to pencil in our date."

^^ It's a bit abrupt. Might need sprucing up. Or you could say, "I just bought this notepad and need to write something on it. Can I get your name/number?"

2) "Excuse me. I just downloaded this notes app and need to see how it works. Can I get your name/number?"

[rbohm]

do you want to run away with me, or do you still hate me?

[1w0n]

Heyyyyy how have you been?
Oh, hmmmm don't you remember me?

Thaaaaats right, I've only met you in my dreams...............................