YET Another Reason NOT To Date A FELON

[pirate girl]

Originally Posted by Kuharai

Ok. New punishment arrangement!

Using razors, we remove the top layer of skin from his entire body. Well, we want him to suffer like his victim is. So, we'll dip in alcohol so he doesn't get infection.

At which point we use a mammogram machine to slowly crush his man jewels. Then, we use a hydraulic system to move Tillie's body away from said machine (still in the alcohol.. I have this planned out) and it slowly rips them away from his worthless body.

Then, we shower him with salt water and give him to the prisoners.

You sound like you've had some practice......

[gallowsCalibrator]

Originally Posted by pirate girl

You sound like you've had some practice......

I've always believed that if we make the punishment equal to the crime, the criminal will be less apt to try it again.

What this man did was absolutely atrocious - sitting in a jail cell is too good for a man who's put a semi-handicapped child in the hospital.