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I was speaking to my a few of my friends, and I died laughing at the things we talk about. IF your having a slow and bad monday this is something to laugh and think you didn't wake up like this...lol
My friend: so my gf and I were having a romanitic night, I made dinner for her last night while she rested and after the kids went to sleep we had our making love session...Well after everything we couldn't find the condom we used, I took it off and it was on the bed. My gf told me idk where it's at and we left it as that, (because I thought she was kidding) but this morning, we woke up together and rolled over and the condom was stuck on her forehead..
A few weeks ago, my wife thought it would be fun to surprise me (sexually)...
The kids were asleep (we thought). She was in her walk-in closet and asked if I could come help her with something.
She was totally nude. We proceeded to have some fun in her closet.
All of a sudden, we hear our youngest daughter yelling "help!" We hear the kids talking and then we hear "I think Mom and Dad have been kidnapped and trapped in the closet"!
I have to shut my dog out of the bedroom because she likes to come over when I am busy in the bed and either sniff-touches butts and boobs and heads or just stares at us intensely.
No, not when one of my young classmates had followed me home to look at some darkroom gear I had for sale, and she was standing right behind me when my wife opened the door to greet me in her all-together.
I have to shut my dog out of the bedroom because she likes to come over when I am busy in the bed and either sniff-touches butts and boobs and heads or just stares at us intensely.
My ex and I had to shut our cat out for the same reason. He would either try to lie right next to us while we were having sex, or we'd look up to see this fat, grey, creepy cat staring at us. with big yellow eyes.
I lost one of those mini pocket rocket/bullet vibrators inside my exgf one day during foreplay, oops! LOL.
She was so freaked out, but too embarrassed to go the hospital. I finally convinced her to go the following morning.
She couldn't get it out using her muscles?
This is why Kegel exercises are important, people!
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