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I gave a good guy a nasty cold by kissing him goodnight.
And I smiled prettily while listening to a sexist slob tell me how he wanted to take things slowly with me because it was apparent I was a lady who saved herself for very special men and a spiritual connection like one he could offer [go ahead C-D *SNORT*] unlike a lot of the "skank hoebags around here." Well, okay, I smiled prettily, ordered the most expensive things on the menu, made like I'd never had Dom Perignon before such that he ordered a bottle of it, and in total soaked him for well over $200 before tax and tip, got a mack on with him, and then sent him home with blue balls to call one of the "skank hoebags" he surely kept around for booty calls.
Oh, and I ignored his calls after that.
I was pretty merciless in my 20s.
LOL how the hell did he get you in the restaurant to begin with? Having chat up lines like that LOL
Plus I've also given one a chest infection but by spending the night 😂😂😂😂
I'm not sure if this falls into the TMI camp, but one time I was having "relations" with this little hottie and for some reason, even all these years later I still can't figure it out, but the mood just became strange, It was like all of the sudden I just found out that she was my sister, I can't explain it, I don't recall feeling nervous or having performance anxiety of sorts.
I don't think we even finished I just got dressed... I'm sure I was probably the worst lay she ever had, but I think she felt that weird thing in the air too, strange. I was just talking with Mrs. Chow about it, never had that before with another woman.
It was the second date, not the first, just to answer the OP.
Oh, I actually don't think this is weird at all (believe it or not). I've had a somewhat similar experience once or twice, though not with full-on sex...I was able to tell during the makeout portion. We got physically very close and all of a sudden it was like 9:00 at the mall when every light goes out at the same time and every single anti-break-in grate comes slamming down.
I have actually read theories about people picking up genetic information from one another's smells once close-up and that a perceived "sexy" match has somewhat similar genetic characteristics to yours but just different enough that you are biologically/instinctively able to tell that you're not about to get with a close relative. Supposedly this sense is what keeps many animals from mating with their parents, siblings, etc. in the wild once the offspring have grown and splintered off from the original pack/den/colony.
Anyway. The More You Know. (JerZ. Analyzing the fun out of any relationship since 1967)
So...I didn't realize it was a date, but the other person totally thought it was a date or something resembling a date (I would have never dated her - not my type AT ALL), so when my ex paged me, I went and called her back. We were at coffee (this was before cell phones) at I took about 5-10 minutes on the payphone to talk to her about some random crap.
Apparently this cheezed this chick off completely and she told me off and told me she wasn't interested in drama. I was like, "WTF are you even talking about?"
So I guess since SHE thought it was a meeting with romantic connotations (a date), THAT is the worst thing I've ever done on a first date.
When I was about 19/20 I took a shy and quiet girl to the pictures and she suffered from anxiety and hated horrors ( she was quite specific about it I remember ) as they upset her. So in a dilemma I asked a " mate " what should I see and he recommended " the grudge " ( Sarah Michelle gellar ) about 2/3 days after it came out LOL.
I hadn't heard of it and neither had she, so I walked in got 2 tickets and within the first minute of the film ( where that ghost thing jumps out at you ) she shot up and left screaming at me this, that and the other!!!
Ps I'm still waiting to get revenge on my mate for that LOL but he's too cunning
OMG this is way too absolutely cruel.
This situation definitely calls for a retaliatory offer of sugar free Gummi Bears to bring along on his next hot date. One where he REALLY wants to impress.
I have actually read theories about people picking up genetic information from one another's smells once close-up and that a perceived "sexy" match has somewhat similar genetic characteristics to yours but just different enough that you are biologically/instinctively able to tell that you're not about to get with a close relative. Supposedly this sense is what keeps many animals from mating with their parents, siblings, etc. in the wild once the offspring have grown and splintered off from the original pack/den/colony.
Anyway. The More You Know.
Interesting... maybe it was something along those lines... I'll use that for now, as like I said, this was a hundred yrs ago, and I still sort of scratch my head and wonder how it happened.... it sucks too, because I'm sure she thought I was a sexual dead lay... but I'm really a pretty attentive skilled guy in that area....
Course I'm sure every man thinks that way.....
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NICE GUYS FINISH LAST! AT HOME! LOL
they say drinking effects your judgement...... 
We got physically very close and all of a sudden it was like 9:00 at the mall when every light goes out at the same time and every single anti-break-in grate comes slamming down.
(JerZ. Analyzing the fun out of any relationship since 1967)
