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Suppose a woman stands you up for a date. You go out to eat and she shows up...with another date.
At a restaurant that also happens to be a bakery.
Feeling jilted and resentful at being lied to, go up and purchase a chocolate cream pie. And walk over and smash it in her face the way they used to do in 20's era movies and walk out.
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Originally Posted by Des-Lab
Suppose a woman stands you up for a date. You go out to eat and she shows up...with another date.
At a restaurant that also happens to be a bakery.
Feeling jilted and resentful at being lied to, go up and purchase a chocolate cream pie. And walk over and smash it in her face the way they used to do in 20's era movies and walk out.
Can that be considered assault?
Might not be a crime, but definitely asking for a kick in the jewels by the woman and an a&^-whuppin by her date.
Suppose a woman stands you up for a date. You go out to eat and she shows up...with another date.
At a restaurant that also happens to be a bakery.
Feeling jilted and resentful at being lied to, go up and purchase a chocolate cream pie. And walk over and smash it in her face the way they used to do in 20's era movies and walk out.
I don't know about legally, but it would fit the dictionary definition of a physical attack. And it demonstrates very publicly that she was right to stand you up.
Suppose a woman stands you up for a date. You go out to eat and she shows up...with another date.
At a restaurant that also happens to be a bakery.
Feeling jilted and resentful at being lied to, go up and purchase a chocolate cream pie. And walk over and smash it in her face the way they used to do in 20's era movies and walk out.
Yeah, it's assault, but very satisfying just the same.
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