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too much dirty talk. Especially the P word.. You know the other word for female genitalia. Something about that word just makes me cringe. talking so much during sex just feels unnatural and takes me away from the sensation.
Shortly after my first marriage ended, I once was trying to put of this kid who was hitting on me. I think I convinced him that I killed my first husband. But yet, I think he was still interested. (For the record, I didn't kill him.)
Years later, I was student teaching and Ronald McDonald came to the school to put on a show. I was "volunteered" to participate. I basically did a "Vanna White" revealing letters/words type thing. I was really hamming it up and having a good time. Good old Ron made a comment that I was really getting into it. Then he said, "We should go for coffee sometime." I asked myself, "Was I just asked out by Ronald McDonald?" I have been asked out by a bunch of clowns before but this one took the cake!
Shortly after my first marriage ended, I once was trying to put of this kid who was hitting on me. I think I convinced him that I killed my first husband. But yet, I think he was still interested. (For the record, I didn't kill him.)
Years later, I was student teaching and Ronald McDonald came to the school to put on a show. I was "volunteered" to participate. I basically did a "Vanna White" revealing letters/words type thing. I was really hamming it up and having a good time. Good old Ron made a comment that I was really getting into it. Then he said, "We should go for coffee sometime." I asked myself, "Was I just asked out by Ronald McDonald?" I have been asked out by a bunch of clowns before but this one took the cake!
Oh, ha ha! I finally thought of something weird that put someone off about me.
I went out with a guy who was about 2.5 years younger than I was (I think - trying to remember). We had talked about our ages and had even exchanged when our birthdays were, just stuff we had covered in small talk prior to our first date. You know, what do you do for a living, how old are you, where did you go to school, typical small talk stuff and I guess our birthdays got in there somewhere. That specifically didn't mean much at the time but it was cause for a "hmmm" later, read on...
So he took me to three different places during the date...as it started to get very late at night I kept saying I should probably get home (nicely, and letting him know I'd be glad to see him again) but he kept thinking of something we just "had to" do...not expensive stuff or anything, I didn't squeeze this guy dry or anything...for example, one was this "great" place to get ice cream cones. Another was some pretty drive or other through the mountains.
So by that point it was late and I wanted to get home (work in the A.M.) and he asked if we could go back to his place to play board games. (LOL!) I told him I'd love to do that another time. His face fell, he got ANGRY and wouldn't say another word to me on the drive back to my car for me to go home.
Afterward he didn't IM (this was in the old days of AIM) me or call me. So I saw his username come up some time later and out of curiosity I asked what had happened after our date, I hadn't heard from him. He snapped, "You could have IMd me, you know." I laughed, "That's what I'm doing!"
He launched into this (typed) diatribe about how I'd lied and misled him about my "age" and "how much older" (2.5 years???). I was all, UM what? He said, "You told me you're 31. But you're about to turn 32." I said, "Yes, in four more months! LOL! I'm not nine years old, I don't start calling myself ten a third of a year in advance. Plus, I told you WHEN I'd be 32, exactly when, actually."
He sent a few grumbly nonsensical IMs after that so I just said goodbye and closed off communication.
Anyway, that probably wasn't the issue. I'm guessing it was because I had refused to, um...play board games with him. But the official reason I turned him off was for being a liar and not calling myself 32 when I was still 31, LOL.
By the way, this was a very normal-seeming, very upstanding guy. And I guess overall he was...he was even a teacher. But some guys just can't take no, I guess...not even if it's only no after having literally only been in their presence for a total of four hours before sealing the deal.
Last edited by JerZ; 04-17-2016 at 01:34 PM..
Reason: Whoops, corrected the exact age...this was some time ago!
Nope. In fact I was dating my now husband at the time. But, I have to say, he floored me when he said that-and it was in the middle of the show. This was in front of the entire school. I wonder how many people heard/caught what he said.
Shortly after my first marriage ended, I once was trying to put of this kid who was hitting on me. I think I convinced him that I killed my first husband. But yet, I think he was still interested. (For the record, I didn't kill him.)
Years later, I was student teaching and Ronald McDonald came to the school to put on a show. I was "volunteered" to participate. I basically did a "Vanna White" revealing letters/words type thing. I was really hamming it up and having a good time. Good old Ron made a comment that I was really getting into it. Then he said, "We should go for coffee sometime." I asked myself, "Was I just asked out by Ronald McDonald?" I have been asked out by a bunch of clowns before but this one took the cake!
The two that were most unique were one that didn't travel. She said she didn't like traveling at all. Next!
The other I turned down was someone who was having to help out with a family business and was not thrilled about it. I had just gotten out of a relationship with someone who wanted to saddle us up with a family business that I wanted no part of. That may not be a deal breaker now but it was then.
Shortly after my first marriage ended, I once was trying to put of this kid who was hitting on me. I think I convinced him that I killed my first husband. But yet, I think he was still interested. (For the record, I didn't kill him.)
Years later, I was student teaching and Ronald McDonald came to the school to put on a show. I was "volunteered" to participate. I basically did a "Vanna White" revealing letters/words type thing. I was really hamming it up and having a good time. Good old Ron made a comment that I was really getting into it. Then he said, "We should go for coffee sometime." I asked myself, "Was I just asked out by Ronald McDonald?" I have been asked out by a bunch of clowns before but this one took the cake!
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Would Ronald have taken you out to McDonald's for coffee?
Admitting they like going on vacation in Las Vegas aka a dengenerate consumption paradise.
Any Jesus. ball sports or political talk and I'm out.
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(For the record, I didn't kill him.) 
But the official reason I turned him off was for being a liar and not calling myself 32 when I was still 31, LOL.
