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LOL... why??? so you can carve a nice steak out of me?!?!?!?! I think I'll hold off on the knife buying
I have this thing about knives. Good ones. Makes me weak in the knee just thinking about a freshly honed Henckels Twin Select all stainless steel carving knife.
Plus I'm a steak eater - strictly beef, though, so you're safe with me.
Okay, not trying to ruin the spirit of the thread BUT...
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4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a
mortuary's.
You've seen a mortuary with a gift shop???
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6. A gift certificate.
I'm getting my wife a gift certificate...... You forgot one that WILL work. A gift certificate to a Spa for a massage, facial, manicure, pedicure.... Heh heh, awwwwright..
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9. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"
LOL!!! Usually instead it's the..... "Uhhhh, yeah thanks for your card honey. I gotta, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm go get some milk I'll be right back!!"
I have this thing about knives. Good ones. Makes me weak in the knee just thinking about a freshly honed Henckels Twin Select all stainless steel carving knife.
Plus I'm a steak eater - strictly beef, though, so you're safe with me.
Yeah... right up until the point that you want to start cutting out tube steak in your sleepLOL Not with any knife I buy ya
quote=DontH8Me;2817495]You must have me confused with Lorena Bobbitt.[/quote]
Sheesh... Okay okay.... here's your knives LOL
Happy Valentine's Day
It is after midnite here
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