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Well, I'm sneaking a couple of posts in from work, (again!), and this entire thing does make me wonder. WHY do so many of us worry so much about whether or not he/she washed their hands after taking a pee, but think nothing of performing oral sex on our mates? I hearby declare that from now on, I'm gonna ask her, did you wash that thing with soap and water, after your last pee? If not I will be unable to go down south! Am I the ONLY one who thinks like this?
Well, then you should receive the good pee-cleaning seal of approval!! I am super proud of you! But, after careful thought, I have decided that I am NOT going to squat-to- pee! Ever so often, she has a hair-dresser friend who will install a permanent in her hair for her. Thus far, this has taken place two times in MY house. I can well re-call my house smelling like hog-farts for a day or two after, because of the chemicals used in this hair-do thing. Hey! I might be a man, but I got some rights too! I'm gonna pee standing up!!
If I get my a$$ whupped over it, I might change my mind though!!
Dennis, you'd best be thanking God on a daily basis that he didn't give women muscles. If God gave women muscles, men would endure unprovoked a$$ whuppins on a daily basis!
I agree with you Dennis, we worry about people washing their hands after using the toilet but oral sex is on a totally different level...We should ask more questions before going south. I had a sister in law who refused to do oral because as she put it 'nothing you pee out of, is going near my mouth'..
We just have higher standards when it comes to 'toilets' and clean hands, I suppose.
By the way, we long passed that good old PG13 rating, haven't we?
Dennis, you'd best be thanking God on a daily basis that he didn't give women muscles. If God gave women muscles, men would endure unprovoked a$$ whuppins on a daily basis!
Dennis, you'd best be thanking God on a daily basis that he didn't give women muscles. If God gave women muscles, men would endure unprovoked a$$ whuppins on a daily basis!
Well, I have to disagree with you dear Twinkle! God did give you women muscles, and ONE of them has been whipping ME for a long many YEARS!!
I agree with you Dennis, we worry about people washing their hands after using the toilet but oral sex is on a totally different level...We should ask more questions before going south. I had a sister in law who refused to do oral because as she put it 'nothing you pee out of, is going near my mouth'..
We just have higher standards when it comes to 'toilets' and clean hands, I suppose.
By the way, we long passed that good old PG13 rating, haven't we?
My theory is that she washes it when she pees, and blow drys it when she farts...............how could it NOT be clean, and smelling fresh?
Are you up for adoption, Dennis?
Probably a few girls here would like to give you a good Whip-less home... :-)
Unless you like a good *ss whoopin' now and then.
Hey Mona, don't lump good 'ol Twinkle Toes into that "all" category! I use soap to wash my valley!!!
The real question for you Twinkle is do you wash between those Twinkle Toes?
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