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Old 02-03-2011, 02:29 PM
 
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I did hear the "I have genital herpes" line too on a date myself. Yep, divert back to drop ya off lady.

MY best one was in the middle of lunch with this otherwise beautiful and mild mannered woman: "I think masturbation is immoral...it's outright cheating". Just like that.

"Check!". I literally did that. She didn't find my sarcasm funny. That was the only date.

I'm done with dating....
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Old 02-12-2011, 10:37 AM
 
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Oh, this just happened recently. I was on a third date with a man and sex had not even been mentioned yet, but he brought up the fact that he didn't think he'd be able to "get it up" with such as me b/c he had a hot 30 yo he was doing. Now that was truly a first--back in the day I had to fight them off.
What a real waste of time...
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:06 AM
 
Location: right here
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I was on a date and during dinner my date said " do you ever have issues with your sexuality?" DONE-I literally looked and my watch and said "Oh I have a meeting tomorrow." I aslo had a date who always spoke in the third person...after 45 minutes I started to do it too-people are nuts.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:11 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I was on a date and during dinner my date said " do you ever have issues with your sexuality?" DONE-I literally looked and my watch and said "Oh I have a meeting tomorrow."
While I agree that's not something to be said on a date, just imagine what experiences this poor thing must've had that made her say it...
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:13 PM
 
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I was on a date and during dinner my date said " do you ever have issues with your sexuality?" DONE-I literally looked and my watch and said "Oh I have a meeting tomorrow." I aslo had a date who always spoke in the third person...after 45 minutes I started to do it too-people are nuts.
She must have went out with someone that turned out gay. Not a bad question but not on the first date.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:31 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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She rolled the window down and spit.


She must have had a cold.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:32 PM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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Some of these stories are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs, everyone.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:37 PM
 
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She rolled the window down and spit.


She must have had a cold.
Ewwww...next.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:41 PM
 
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She rolled the window down and spit.


She must have had a cold.
Sick! maybe she chewed?
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:47 PM
 
Location: Texas
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I can't remember if I have posted this before, so here goes:

I was on a date in college and we were walking behind the dorms talking.

He farted. Loudly.

We kept walking, but in silence, and he finally said:

"Greetings from the interior."

It pretty much grossed me out.
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