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Old 02-12-2011, 12:59 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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I can't remember if I have posted this before, so here goes:

I was on a date in college and we were walking behind the dorms talking.

He farted. Loudly.

We kept walking, but in silence, and he finally said:

"Greetings from the interior."

It pretty much grossed me out.
ROTFLMAO.

Man, that was funny "Greetings from the interior."




Yes, it was gross too, but funny.
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:03 PM
 
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I did hear the "I have genital herpes" line too on a date myself. Yep, divert back to drop ya off lady.

MY best one was in the middle of lunch with this otherwise beautiful and mild mannered woman: "I think masturbation is immoral...it's outright cheating". Just like that.

"Check!". I literally did that. She didn't find my sarcasm funny. That was the only date.

I'm done with dating....
Masterbation is cheating ?? .......Check !
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:06 PM
 
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Originally Posted by Ketabcha View Post
I can't remember if I have posted this before, so here goes:

I was on a date in college and we were walking behind the dorms talking.

He farted. Loudly.

We kept walking, but in silence, and he finally said:

"Greetings from the interior."

It pretty much grossed me out.
Ssssick !!!!!!!!!
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