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Old 03-30-2008, 05:46 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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hardly, much worse: in the back of a cab a guy grabbed my mouth and squeezed it open to reveal my teeth (kinda like you would do to a horse or a dog, or a dead person if you were doing an autopsy). He said "lets get a look at these, yep they are all there!)
You have to be kidding! Please tell me you're kidding!
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Old 03-30-2008, 06:09 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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You have to be kidding! Please tell me you're kidding!
I'm not kidding!!!!!!! He had some more real gems, but I am too embarassed to write them here!
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Old 03-30-2008, 06:42 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I'm not kidding!!!!!!! He had some more real gems, but I am too embarassed to write them here!
Holy guacamole! Looking a gift horse in the mouth has been taken to a whole new level! Maybe he calculated the cost of potential dental work to factor in the prenuptial agreement.

I hope you didn't see him more than once.... Even once is one too many times! I'll be getting out of there as soon as something like this would happen. Wow! Have these people been brought up by wolves or something...?!
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:18 PM
 
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OMG...when I was young (I think 19 or 20) I went out with a guy from work. As we were driving to the restaurant, he said, "So you've never called rape, right?" I said, "Excuse me?" and he said, "Well, I mean you've never slept with a guy and then said it was rape, right? I just want to make sure that if anything happens tonight, you won't yell rape."

OMG. NOTHING happened that night, you can be sure!
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:24 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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Holy guacamole! Looking a gift horse in the mouth has been taken to a whole new level! Maybe he calculated the cost of potential dental work to factor in the prenuptial agreement.

I hope you didn't see him more than once.... Even once is one too many times! I'll be getting out of there as soon as something like this would happen. Wow! Have these people been brought up by wolves or something...?!
Yeah, I only went out with him once! He was a peice of work! The scary thing is, he was a pilot for a major airline....and I detected all kinds of crazy in that one!
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:26 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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OMG...when I was young (I think 19 or 20) I went out with a guy from work. As we were driving to the restaurant, he said, "So you've never called rape, right?" I said, "Excuse me?" and he said, "Well, I mean you've never slept with a guy and then said it was rape, right? I just want to make sure that if anything happens tonight, you won't yell rape."

OMG. NOTHING happened that night, you can be sure!
Wow.....just wow.
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:27 PM
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And probably the worst thing a guy can say is, "Are those real?"
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The worst thing a woman can say on a date, "Does that come in adult size?" I love that line.
Do you think it would be any better if the guy said, "Do those come in adult size?" or the woman said, "Is that real?"
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:49 PM
 
Location: Southern Arizona
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The worst thing a woman can say on a date, "Does that come in adult size?" I love that line.

He could have responded "if I had known I was going to play in a stadium, I would have brought a bigger organ"
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:19 PM
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He could have responded "if I had known I was going to play in a stadium, I would have brought a bigger organ"
ROFLMAO!Reps to you for making me laugh! She probably would have just said, "Wow that looks like a real penis, only smaller."
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Old 03-31-2008, 02:07 PM
 
Location: Texas
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OMG...when I was young (I think 19 or 20) I went out with a guy from work. As we were driving to the restaurant, he said, "So you've never called rape, right?" I said, "Excuse me?" and he said, "Well, I mean you've never slept with a guy and then said it was rape, right? I just want to make sure that if anything happens tonight, you won't yell rape."

OMG. NOTHING happened that night, you can be sure!
Haa haa.. the dude had some confidence.. didnt he?? LOL
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