U.S. CitiesCity-Data Forum Index
Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Relationships
 [Register]
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
View detailed profile (Advanced) or search
site with Google Custom Search

Search Forums  (Advanced)
Reply Start New Thread
 
Old 04-05-2008, 10:37 PM
 
Location: Marietta, GA
7,862 posts, read 15,508,894 times
Reputation: 3583

Advertisements

Quote:
Originally Posted by charolastra00 View Post
Oh I think I might beat you all!

I went on a date with a guy who was significantly older than me. We had chatted a few times before the meeting and he seemed like an interesting intellectual. So I meet him at the restaurant and he looked a LOT older than he said he was. His pictures must have been 10 years old! So since I already was there, I figured I'd just deal with it before we went out separate ways. So we sat down at the table and he told me he had something for me. Before I knew it, he had whipped out a short, red, plaid, school girl skirt and told me he'd really like it if I went to the bathroom and put it on!

I left the skirt in the bathroom and snuck out the back door of the restaurant! Normally I'd just get up and leave right then, but the restaurant was too close for comfort from my townhouse and I didn't want him following me home!
So that's what happened to you. I waited for 30 minutes.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

 
Old 04-05-2008, 11:16 PM
 
Location: TX
5,412 posts, read 14,863,020 times
Reputation: 1717
Quote:
Originally Posted by cpg35223 View Post
One Saturday, I was buying new bedspreads at a department store and the sales clerk really begins flirting with me. As it so happens, she and I had a mutual acquaintance, a colleague of mine. I write the check and think no more of it.

That Monday, I go into the office and my colleague, Roxanne, comes into my office and says, "What exactly did you say to her? She's called me three times this weekend about you and once this morning." Finally, against my better judgment, I call her up and we decide to go out that weekend.

First date, twenty minutes into the date, she asks me how much my salary was. Evidently she wasn't satisfied with my answer, for she gets quiet. However, the rest of the night was a lot of fun, with good chemistry, etc. etc. Plus the fact that she was hotter than a $5 pistol on Saturday night. I take her back to her apartment, and she invites me up. We don't make the beast with two backs, but it was pretty hot and heavy anyway. "We're going to make great lovers," she coos into my ear.

The second date was weird and perfunctory. Awkward, even. Don't remember much about it. But we agree to go out a third time.

So, that Saturday morning, I call her to square things up for that evening. She then announces that she has decided, based on my salary, that she can't get serious about me--that she's already identified another guy for her long-term relationship. However, she wanted me as a FWB (Friend With Benefits), and had decided to sleep with me that night.

I hung up on her in mid-sentence.
How could you give up a FWB scenario w/ a gold digger who didn't want you to be her sugar daddy? You are hereby released of your man card! j/k ... good story, though.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 02:19 AM
 
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
8,825 posts, read 6,688,043 times
Reputation: 4916
Those posts are all so darn funny, a book needs to be written...to warn some and give the rest a good laugh. I can't believe the nerve of some people. I agree with sierraAz, a nunnery does sound good!
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 02:42 AM
 
25,736 posts, read 27,287,930 times
Reputation: 24473
Quote:
Originally Posted by neil0311 View Post
So that's what happened to you. I waited for 30 minutes.
OMG...thanks for the laugh.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 07:02 AM
 
Location: Happy in Utah
1,224 posts, read 3,137,062 times
Reputation: 927
I went on a date with a guy who said: "I am not used to girls who talk I am used to them doing other things' I excused my self for the night and called my friend to pick me up, Another date I went on this was like our thrid we dropped in at his aparment to pick something up and he asked me if I was afraid of snakes, I said no thinking okay the guy has a pet snake. Instead he goes to his freezzer and pulls out a paper bag of dead baby rattle snakes all poised in a nautral strike postion, after this he starts showing me a photo alubum with pictures of his friends etc, one of the pictures was of this strikingly beautifull woman, I ask who she is and he smiles seriously and say oh thats me.I dress up for halloween sometimes. Nice guy but the whole thing kind of weried me out. Whenever I am upset with DH I just think of some of thees dates and I am not upset anymore.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 10:36 AM
 
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
8,825 posts, read 6,688,043 times
Reputation: 4916
You tend to appreciate who you're with after those rendez-vouz...wow! there are some real scary characters out there.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 08:11 PM
 
5,013 posts, read 8,213,759 times
Reputation: 5728
Quote:
Originally Posted by JerZ View Post
OMG...when I was young (I think 19 or 20) I went out with a guy from work. As we were driving to the restaurant, he said, "So you've never called rape, right?" I said, "Excuse me?" and he said, "Well, I mean you've never slept with a guy and then said it was rape, right? I just want to make sure that if anything happens tonight, you won't yell rape."

OMG. NOTHING happened that night, you can be sure!
Wow. That would have put me off my dinner, for sure!
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 08:26 PM
 
28,900 posts, read 49,260,388 times
Reputation: 46331
Quote:
Originally Posted by beowulf7 View Post
How could you give up a FWB scenario w/ a gold digger who didn't want you to be her sugar daddy? You are hereby released of your man card! j/k ... good story, though.
Oh, you just have no idea. See, this woman had fatal attraction all over her. I had 3 different FWBs during my single days, but I was kind of done with that. After all, no matter how much a woman says that she just wanted a physical relationship, her repeated ecstatic encounters with my throbbing Rod Of Power just ruined her for all men after that. So I would begin getting 2 a.m. hangup calls from my FWBs or would look out my window and see them circling my apartment building in their cars. And that was from the fairly normal women. This one was...well....just weird.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 09:07 PM
 
Location: Georgia, on the Florida line, right above Tallahassee
10,474 posts, read 14,541,305 times
Reputation: 6378
I once told my date I had a Throbbing Rod of Power. She said she did too; she took a baton out of her bag and beat the crap out of me in the middle of McDonald's.

***************
Seriously though, I once took a girl out on a date. She's like " I want to tell you something."

I'm like "OK".

She then proceeded to tell me about EVERY MAN she had ever dated and what she liked and disliked about him. I was young and dumb enough to sit through it. For about an hour or so. I was thinking "How does this apply to me?" "Is she telling me how to act? or something?" I had a sort of morbid fascination, listening to how every relationship she had had turned into a huge cluster of faeces.

It was always the guy's fault, too.

Go figure.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 04-06-2008, 10:24 PM
 
Location: TX
5,412 posts, read 14,863,020 times
Reputation: 1717
Quote:
Originally Posted by cpg35223 View Post
Oh, you just have no idea. See, this woman had fatal attraction all over her. I had 3 different FWBs during my single days, but I was kind of done with that. After all, no matter how much a woman says that she just wanted a physical relationship, her repeated ecstatic encounters with my throbbing Rod Of Power just ruined her for all men after that. So I would begin getting 2 a.m. hangup calls from my FWBs or would look out my window and see them circling my apartment building in their cars. And that was from the fairly normal women. This one was...well....just weird.
LOL, talk about a conflict of interest between the 2 heads.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.

Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.


Reply
Please update this thread with any new information or opinions. This open thread is still read by thousands of people, so we encourage all additional points of view.

Quick Reply
Message:

Over $104,000 in prizes was already given out to active posters on our forum and additional giveaways are planned!

Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Relationships

All times are GMT -6.

© 2005-2021, Advameg, Inc. · Please obey Forum Rules · Terms of Use and Privacy Policy · Bug Bounty

City-Data.com - Contact Us - Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 - Top