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Old 01-21-2019, 01:05 PM
 
Location: Central Florida
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I dated someone who accidentally farted when i was down on him, he must've really been relaxed, one minute im happily showing my skills and the next moment i feel a breeze in my hair

He was completely mortified and i laughed so hard i started crying. I tormented him for months with it.
That is the funniest thing I have read in a while. After the initial blast and reaction did you continue on or stop altogether? If you continued on you are marriage material.
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Old 01-21-2019, 01:20 PM
 
Location: Avignon, France
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IDK... I think that those air fresheners just make it smell like someone pooped ... in the garden.
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Old 01-21-2019, 01:27 PM
 
Location: Middle of the valley
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IDK... I think that those air fresheners just make it smell like someone pooped ... in the garden.
Not the one I recommended, or the drops, they put a film on the water that stops the aroma...
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Old 01-21-2019, 01:28 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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That is the funniest thing I have read in a while. After the initial blast and reaction did you continue on or stop altogether? If you continued on you are marriage material.
I would have had no problem continuing, it wasn't like he had eaten a curry the night before. I suggested a change of location, one where he would be in a less bent position (bed instead of sitting on the edge of the tub), but he still wouldn't let me continue.
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Old 01-21-2019, 01:32 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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IDK... I think that those air fresheners just make it smell like someone pooped ... in the garden.
You spray it in the bowl before you drop one, it coats the poop in a floral aroma as the poop hits the water and doesn't let the smell release into the room, I have it for my kids, it always smells like something died when they go without using it.
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Old 01-21-2019, 01:36 PM
 
Location: Middle of the valley
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You spray it in the bowl before you drop one, it coats the poop in a floral aroma as the poop hits the water and doesn't let the smell release into the room, I have it for my kids, it always smells like something died when they go without using it.
The youngest had a friend spend the night, and he asked "what is that awesome smell?" and youngest answered "I pooped."
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Old 01-21-2019, 01:53 PM
 
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Since I mentioned it upthread...you're welcome.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKw-0kgHLSA
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Old 01-21-2019, 02:15 PM
 
Location: OHIO
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Everybody poops
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Old 01-21-2019, 03:35 PM
 
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This is the best comedy thread this month!

I mean, there's no way this sh*t is real!

Some of the responses are truly SNL material, like the one of him being considerate by getting up from bed, first :- )))))))
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Old 01-21-2019, 03:58 PM
 
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Some guy i was dating decides to take a dump in my toilet after we had sex. Smells up my whole place. I was so mad. What is your take on pooping while dating?
At least he waited until after you two had sex. He already knew you intimately at that point, but you’re saying that pooping at your place is still too intimate of a thing? lol
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