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Old 04-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by chiaroscuro View Post
Accidentally, after the movie just started, I had something in my throat so I coughed really hard, causing me to bust a totally loud fart. It couldn't have been a half-fart that would be covered up by the cough. No, both my buttcheeks were squeezed together, and it had to sound like starting a chainsaw in a bathroom. I wasn't looking but I wouldn't be surprised if she jumped.
That's one of the funniest date stories I have ever heard. Maybe a little TMI but it makes it even funnier. I couldn't imagine the horror. Especially with a girl way out of my league. That sucks!!
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:56 PM
Location: Sun Diego, CA
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Going down town is a good idea.
Take her to a good hole-in-the-wall restaurant downtown though instead of some trendy coffee shop.
But dont tell her that you had to look one up. Rather, try to show your creative side by telling her that youve been there before, and like it because --insert whatever reason youve pulled out of your ass--.
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