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The average HUMAN being with a healthy digestive system passes gas 31 times per 24 hours on average. THIS INCLUDES YOU LADIES TOO! Passing gas is a sign of health and vigor.
Other myths, ladies don't look. Ha. Ladies look at guys all the time when they are with their SO. They are just sneaky about it. Us guys, we just look, turn our head and get caught. Ladies are sly and snake like about it, BUT THEY LOOK JST AS MUCH! Same thing for farting, they sneak off and do it, but trust me, that gas is a commin out.
My sister was married for 10 years and dated her husband for 5 years before that, yet never farted in front of him other than one single time. When she was giving her birth to her second son, the doctor wanted her to push but she refused because she knew if she did, she'd fart and her husband was there in the room. Finally, the doctor pushed hard on her belly and that is the only time her husband was around when she farted.
The average HUMAN being with a healthy digestive system passes gas 31 times per 24 hours on average. THIS INCLUDES YOU LADIES TOO! Passing gas is a sign of health and vigor.
Other myths, ladies don't look. Ha. Ladies look at guys all the time when they are with their SO. They are just sneaky about it. Us guys, we just look, turn our head and get caught. Ladies are sly and snake like about it, BUT THEY LOOK JST AS MUCH! Same thing for farting, they sneak off and do it, but trust me, that gas is a commin out.
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Originally Posted by undertheironsea
Harlot!
How dare you question the nature of our farts. It is the source of man's well being. Without this release of gas, we would burst into flame.
Look it up.
Yes, gentlemen, everyone passes gas. Everyone poops too (they even have a children's book about it). No one is saying you need to hold it in, but take it to the same place you take your poop. Do you release your BM in the middle of the living room? Then why release the gas there? If passing gas is a sign of 'health and vigor', then let passing gas in the presence of other people be a sign of 'tastelessness and disrespect'.
As far as I'm concerned, the moment the guy thinks it's "cute" to fart around me, the relationship is over.
he must be honest at all times.
he must be at least humorous and be able to laugh--because we either have to life or cry in this life.
intelligence and kindess are a plus
turn off: if he is not hygenic, doesnt take care of himself. has no manners especially when we are eating, lazy, never wants to go out and see or try new things
Good thing we all have different tastes. I hate them. They just turn me off big time for some reason. Same goes for goatees and various other little pieces of weird facial hair.
And this probably looks good only on Johnny Depp...
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