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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. She's a free spirit and loves to have a good time, damn the consequences. As she sips her drink, she decides that she will have a man in her appartment to please her sexually this evening. She scans the bar and finds an acceptable candidate sipping a scotch. She approaches him confidently and introduces herself:
Really? I think that the first story is actually quite sad. Ugly people can't help it. And I think that our society is overly mean to ugly women. An ugly guy can still get respect and beautiful partners as long as he is rich or the best in his field. But ugly women just get mocked.
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Really? I think that the first story is actually quite sad. Ugly people can't help it. And I think that our society is overly mean to ugly women. An ugly guy can still get respect and beautiful partners as long as he is rich or the best in his field. But ugly women just get mocked.
Actually Miu, I think that wealthy people, regardless of gender, do quite a bit better than people of similar physical condition with less wealth.
a Woman Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Drink. She's A Free Spirit And Loves To Have A Good Time, Damn The Consequences. As She Sips Her Drink, She Decides That She Will Have A Man In Her Appartment To Please Her Sexually This Evening. She Scans The Bar And Finds An Acceptable Candidate Sipping A Scotch. She Approaches Him Confidently And Introduces Herself:
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, in which case it works the exact same way.
