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"Love Goes (When There's Zits On Your Nose)"
Sung to the tune of Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)
(apologies to Edison Lighthouse)
I ain't got no money
My nose is kinda runny
My hair is oily constantly
Oh, but love goes when there's zits on your nose
And nobody knows like me
I talk kinda lazy
And people say I'm crazy
My sex life's a mystery
Oh, but love goes when there's zits on your nose
And nobody knows like me
There's something about a Clearasil pad
When your acne's so bad
And I just gotta say
I wish I had a magical spell
Cause it ain't working well
So I throw it away
I'm a teenage fellow
And the girls say "Hello"
Then they giggle endlessly
Because love goes when there's zits on your nose
And nobody knows like me
There's something about a face that is pocked
All the girls are so shocked
That they just run away
I'm sentenced to adolescent Hell
As my zits start to swell
Won't get any today
I'm unlucky, fella
All the girls will tell ya
Poke fun at me endlessly
Because love goes when there's zits on your nose
And nobody knows like me
[Fadeout:]
They keep growing every place I've seen
And nobody knows like me
If you've met me, you'll never forget me
And nobody knows like me
La la la- believe it when you've seen it
Nobody knows like me
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