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#33 Honey I'm afraid I'm running late, why don't you and Linda go on without me.
#34 Don't feel bad about not being able to find work, I already talked to my boss about working through the weekend.
#35 Wow your boss is definitely Do-able.
#36 Why did your brother get circumcised but not you?
#33 Honey I'm afraid I'm running late, why don't you and Linda go on without me.
#34 Don't feel bad about not being able to find work, I already talked to my boss about working through the weekend.
#35 Wow your boss is definitely Do-able.
#36 Why did your brother get circumcised but not you?
Here's the ones that I have actually said *to a degree*:
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
I've definately said a few from the first list. I like bar food....I don't mind going to get oil changes....I actually wouldn't mind at all to go paint the house...I like riding the lawn mower. I've said my ass was fatter. I've said number one a few times. I'm sure I've said others but that list was funny.
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