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#40 (Her) "seriously honey,it's ok you forgot my Christmas present,you are all I want for Christmas anyway"
(LK) "You are so wonderful baby,I knew you would understand,come sit on Santas lap because the chestnuts are roasting on a open fire"
(Her) "yeah buddy,,think Im not mad you forgot my present?,you don't want me over there otherwise you'll be singing the nutcracker in soprano!,and you can take care of your own eggnog for all I care.....umh!"
(LK) "so no white Christmas tonight?"
(Her)"that's right bud,you don't have a chimmney to deliver any of your presents tonight!"
(LK) "So it will be a "blue" Christmas with out you"?
(Her)"that's right dear,and just wait till I fiquire out my New Years resolution"
(Her) "yeah buddy,,think Im not mad you forgot my present?,you don't want me over there otherwise you'll be singing the nutcracker in soprano!,and you can take care of your own eggnog for all I care.....umh!"
Oh, c'mon... who can resist Santa himself?!
Singing the nutcracker in soprano IS a worrisome thought, though... Still remember how my hot dog idea sent ya running for the hills.
what if I said I may have said or agreed with some of these before? #'s 4, 9, 12, 16, 18, 19 - 100% (I hate shopping), 22 (but I want to ride too), 24, 28, 30...hmmm would that make me weird
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick ass.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! 30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
I guess that's the way most women are these days. So secretive and scared to open their mouths.
i never got anywhere by accusing anybody of anything all it did was make them
angry. people know what they are doing already. they know. been told b4.
have a rose
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,think Im not mad you forgot my present?,you don't want me over there otherwise you'll be singing the nutcracker in soprano!,and you can take care of your own eggnog for all I care.....umh!"
"so no white Christmas tonight?"
Still remember how my hot dog idea sent ya running for the hills.
