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Old 08-18-2008, 03:24 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Originally Posted by MonaLisaVito View Post
No, I don't see, I do need a tissue though to clean up
Well, it loses a certain je ne sais quoi in translation...

...just one tissue? I must be losing my touch.

FWIW, folks - traditional Taoist sex training includes plenty of techniques for the male to retain their jing (you figure it out) during orgasm, which leads to the ability to experience the mental and spiritual aspects of release without the physical during multiple O's.

Thus, "faking". Of a sort...

 
Old 08-18-2008, 03:39 PM
 
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How can you POSSIBLY ever fake it, biologically?
Guess I better s-p-e-l-l it out for many people. I'm not cut, she isn't tied. We are 75% sure we are done having kids, I haven't bought a rubber since I was in HS. (no pills either) My body hurts, kids could walk in anytime(no lock) and I'm f'n tired. She has "finished"(always my goal) and she now wants me to finish. I fake it, but she knows right away(as I said, I'm no actor).

She doesn't need a "pearl necklace" every time.

What is so hard to believe? You all just do it missionary style all the time or what?
 
Old 08-18-2008, 03:42 PM
 
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Man. If the Indignation Brigade reads this thread, we are all jes' tap-dancin' on the edge of being shut down by the Calvinists.

So no mention of joy juice, love lotion, or any other euphemisms, okay?
 
Old 08-18-2008, 03:47 PM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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tissue??? geez.....I usually need a shower
 
Old 08-18-2008, 03:48 PM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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maybe that's too much info......lol
 
Old 08-18-2008, 03:57 PM
 
Location: SoCal - Sherman Oaks & Woodland Hills
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LOL @ lola8822.

A couple of gay friends told me that gay guys fake it as well. When I asked how is that possible, they said "we just spit on their backs". I was sooo grossed out. I think they may have been joking though.
 
Old 08-18-2008, 03:57 PM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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omg gag......ewwww
 
Old 08-18-2008, 04:28 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Originally Posted by cpg35223 View Post
Man. If the Indignation Brigade reads this thread, we are all jes' tap-dancin' on the edge of being shut down by the Calvinists.

So no mention of joy juice, love lotion, or any other euphemisms, okay?
ROTF!!!

Not even "Man Liqueur"?
 
Old 08-18-2008, 04:30 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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maybe that's too much info......lol
To borrow from another thread...

What kind of shower is it? Stand up? Doors? Curtains? White tile? Fiberglas? What brand of shower-head? What temperature is the water?
 
Old 08-18-2008, 04:31 PM
 
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Yes I have faked liking somebody's "food" ...."mmmm mmm this spam/tuna casarole is very good. Thank you for sharing 'it' with me."...
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