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i think i actually get how that was an "open door". you could have looked at the poor girl who had to answer such a stupid question and say something like "excuse my freind, he is losing his mind...hi my name is...."
In hindsight, yes, that was the best option, as DontH8Me mentioned.
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Originally Posted by Mr.Cat
As a married guy my advice to you is NEVER take advices from married guys, they still think they got game but they don't.
LOL My coworker is just like that. He told me that when he was in college and in his 20s, he was a big-time player. He's got story after story. They're quite entertaining. But after several years of marriage and 2 kids later, he's probably living in the past by reliving his supposed ideal bachelor lifestyle.
Then I caught him glancing behind me and he saw that girl approaching the buffet line (my back was to her). He then asked her for confirmation, "This is pudding?" She gave him a funny look and nodded.
He was setting you up to say something to her; like, "don't mind him, he is weird sometimes." Or, "I can't go anywhere with this guy." Whatever. It was an icebreaker.
That's right, fartsy! Flattery is not nearly as effective as flatulence!
Fartsy....
Peaches and cherries huh? I bet!
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