Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
1. What are you thinking? The wife would know with 100% certainty that I am thinking about sex, Kim Kardashian's a$$ or Edyta Slewenska from dancing with the stars. She wouldnt ask this question because she knows the answer.
2. Do you love me? - The wife wouldnt ask this question because she knows that I do. Ever since we started dating in 2000-2001 a day has never passed without me telling her.
3. Do I look fat? - She would definitely ask this question and knows that I would give her a true answer. I would say "YES" if she's wearing something she should not be wearing, and I would say "NO" if she doesnt look fat. She really likes that I am honest with her on this.
4. Do you think she's prettier than me? - She would not ask this question because she doesnt think there are many women prettier or sexier than her. She's usually right about that. If someone is prettier she'll say "Wow she is very pretty". Otherwise, she'll say things like "I know I am the prettiest here tonight" or something similar.
5. What would you do if I died? She's asked this question before. My answer is usually "I dont know. Just crawl into the fetal position and just wait to die?".
My wife said she's going to put on a red dress for the funeral and get a saucy new haircut. No time to waste, she said.
My father-in-law once asked a woman out at her own husband's funeral! No joke!
And they say it's the younger generations who have no manners ......... Or maybe it's the "when I'm old I shall wear purple" type of thinking - Hey, the clock's ticking, this is no time to be subtle.
have you been asked them? ane what were your answers
Who, me?
That's confidential info available only on a need-to-know basis.
BUT...
...if you order my amazing new course, SIFUPHIL'S AMAZING ANSWERS TO THE FIVE TOUGHEST QUESTIONS, within the next 5 minutes, I'll throw in a Web-enabled Rabbit ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.
Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
sad but true
No joke! 
Or maybe it's the "when I'm old I shall wear purple" type of thinking - Hey, the clock's ticking, this is no time to be subtle.
