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Old 09-12-2008, 10:10 PM
 
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As you all know my wife just gave birth yesterday, so that means 6 weeks without cuchi-cuchi plus another 6 more because she's having her tubes tied.
So, being the horn dog that I am, what the hell am I going to do all this time to keep me sex free without your usual mood swings due to lack of vitamin "P"?
Any suggestions?
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:11 PM
 
Location: San Diego, CA
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Does she have a mouth? *lol*

Seriously...why six week after getting her tubes tied?
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:24 PM
 
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Does she have a mouth? *lol*

Seriously...why six week after getting her tubes tied?

That's what the doctor said because that's the time it takes for all the vaginal muscles and stuff to get back to normal after birth.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:25 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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As you all know my wife just gave birth yesterday, so that means 6 weeks without cuchi-cuchi plus another 6 more because she's having her tubes tied.
So, being the horn dog that I am, what the hell am I going to do all this time to keep me sex free without your usual mood swings due to lack of vitamin "P"?
Any suggestions?
3 or 4 months... dunno... I can tell you how to do it for much longer than that!

Just stuff it, spoiled brat! That's my best suggestion for ya! Or get reacquainted with Ms. Rosie Palms as somebody poetically said today.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:25 PM
 
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You have two hands. Use them.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:33 PM
 
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Why didn't the doctors tie her tubes while she was there???
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:35 PM
 
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That's what the doctor said because that's the time it takes for all the vaginal muscles and stuff to get back to normal after birth.
I understood why the six weeks post partum, but why six weeks after the tubal ligation?
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:36 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Why didn't the doctors tie her tubes while she was there???
Are you playing on the other team tonight, Polly?
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:37 PM
 
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Why didn't the doctors tie her tubes while she was there???
The doctor had 6 other deliveries to make so it wold have been impossible.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:39 PM
 
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You have two hands. Use them.

I have calluses and it hurts me if I use them.
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