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Old 09-19-2008, 10:29 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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5 Secrets To A Great Relationship


1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

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Old 09-19-2008, 10:35 PM
 
Location: NYS
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LOL !! I was really following everything, until I read that last one.
OMG Lol !
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:35 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ View Post
5 Secrets To A Great Relationship


1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Funny Offbeat News: 5 Secrets To A Great Relationship
LOL that is funny.

Wait a minute, am I supposed to be laughing.
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:36 PM
 
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Hysterical
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:38 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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LOL that is funny.

Wait a minute, am I supposed to be laughing.
You can make your own version to laugh at! That's for the girls.
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:55 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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LOL that is funny.

Wait a minute, am I supposed to be laughing.
See? Here's one for you!

02. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

15.Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Old 09-19-2008, 10:58 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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See? Here's one for you!

02. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

15.Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Men Women Relationships Jokes : Wife Husbands Girlfriends Boyfriends Blonde Funny ecards, Egreetings, Greeting card
That's MUCH better...
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:10 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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That's MUCH better...
Suuuure... You crawled out only when something against women showed up, right?!
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Old 12-24-2008, 03:59 PM
 
Location: in love with life!
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ View Post
5 Secrets To A Great Relationship


1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Funny Offbeat News: 5 Secrets To A Great Relationship

This is great! Thanks! I needed a good laugh!
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Old 12-24-2008, 06:14 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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LOL..... I read that somewhere before. Funny!
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