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Most definitely. I am a class clown all the time.... but having grown up around brothers & their friends, I can sometimes be crude & trashy with my jokes! I'm pretty quick witted & things just spew out of my mouth before I think sometimes! I have embarassed myself more times than I can count & I got scolded at a job once for telling a risque' joke!
Errrr, I have one that is not too bad that I can share.
My crazy sister in law freaked out when my husband and I were engaged and smacked him. He grabbed her hands to prevent her from slapping him and she BIT him! Seriously! He had to get stitches!
Well, that was a HUGE conversation piece for about 6 months and then it died down. Until then, we had some pretty good material to work with and great little zingers to throw around here and there.
The biting happened 17 years ago and 2 years ago my son was 2 and bit me on the shoulder while we were with the inlaws. I don't know about you, but when my kids do something bad, I always blame my husbands side of the family...Well, when he bit me I was standing next to "Biting Becky"(her nickname) and I said "Ouch! Sheesh, you must get that from your dad's side of the family"...
It was COMPLETELY off the cuff and NOT aimed at her but it just came out and she did not talk to me for 6 months because she thought I was being ugly to her!
I worked in a grocery store when I was younger and after a meeting about what causes shrink in different depts I typed up a letter on company letterhead and put in in the Deli's mail pile. It stated that they would be receiving a scale on the next truck and they were to weigh in and weigh out. Although the store manager and supervisor found it amusing they had a talk with me the following day.
When I was little we didn't have a lot of soda in the house, it was a treat. My brother and I drank a whole bottle of ginger ale my dad bought, I'm assuming for him self, anyway we filled it up with water and put it back in the refrigerator and the next thing I knew I got dragged outside and he dumped it over my head.
We were visiting a Ghost Town in Colorado and decided to go see the cemetary. My SIL started picking up different rocks to save.
I told her that she better not take them because they were ghost rocks.
She throws them down on the ground, runs over to her sister and slaps her rocks out of her hand! Sandy turns to her and said...What is wrong with you???...Joni explained that those were ghost rocks and she needed to get rid of them.
Sandy just looked and me and laughed. Do I need to tell you that Joni has a Master's and has played at Carnige Hall? Smart but gullible.
We had a co-worker from NJ. Young but oh my....we had a local diner that named their sandwiches....
She came back from lunch one day almost in tears..(we knew where she went to eat)..she explained that she had heard that we ate weird things in the south but never expected this!
How could we stand to eat pitbulls!!!(the name of the sandwich was "pitbull sandwich")
I said it's not bad if you get the tame ones, the wild ones could be a little tough.
It happens a lot.
I can be quite sarcastic and people just don't get it...
Plus my sense of humor is kind of offbrand anyway....
::shrugs shoulders::
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