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We's done hid it. He done losted all his teef 'cept one, and we's trying to save the one he got left.
I's been busy meself, done taught dem chillin's to shoot my pa's shotgun. Now, Betty Sue caint shoot right proper, but Cousin Billy Bob can pick a squirrel off the top of a pine tree right quick if you wantcher vittles fast-like.
Betty Sue's a purty thing though. Im sure she can git a man ifn she don't tell nobody that she gradiated elementary school. She bad about puttin on airs...She best hurry up and git that man though...she's already 12 and ifn she dont hurry up she gonna be an old maid...
Im having too much fun with this....
Yes maam! We dont want our girlchilds to end up like 'em South Carolina girlchilds--15 and still not married! Da boys be thinkin sumtin is wrong widem!
Yes maam! We dont want our girlchilds to end up like 'em South Carolina girlchilds--15 and still not married! Da boys be thinkin sumtin is wrong widem!
Now listen hea, aint nuthin wrong with a 15 year old girlchile not jumpin the broom! She might haf to tek up some farmin or housework to make up for us keepin her fur s'long.
Its when dey wait till 17 that sumpin da matter!
'Sides, us South Carolina girlchilds is mo' picky than them there Tennessee girlchilds. Better bred than to tek any manfolk dat come along....
Now listen hea, aint nuthin wrong with a 15 year old girlchile not jumpin the broom! She might haf to tek up some farmin or housework to make up for us keepin her fur s'long.
Its when dey wait till 17 that sumpin da matter!
'Sides, us South Carolina girlchilds is mo' picky than them there Tennessee girlchilds. Better bred than to tek any manfolk dat come along....
SEVENTEEN? She dun fugot evythang we dun taught her by den! 'Sides, if da gal aint hitched by 17 fokes be thankin she one of dem funny kinda gals. Dont like da men!
Yep I reckon it was,when i heard da shotgun loading i ran behind the Outhouse..
The problem is that wasnt my dog! it belonged to Colddiamond102! i stole it from her and was in the process of teaching it to howl " butter my biscuit, butter my biscuit!"
The problem is that wasnt my dog! it belonged to Colddiamond102! i stole it from her and was in the process of teaching it to howl " butter my biscuit, butter my biscuit!"
LMAO he don't howl. He just eats your shorts and the rest of your laundry. Good-for nuthin coon dog... He wants to play with the critters, not chew 'em to pieces.
And was that YOU that was stinkin up my outhouse? Lawd have mercy, I thought sumthin had gone an died in there....
yep, thats us Southern women. Married by 18 to a rich cousin ( he/she had more cows and chickens than our Maw and Paw), barefoot and pregnant by 18 and a half....
i knew it!
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