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<curtain opens..... Rhett is feeding the 6 month old>
Rhett - 'Boy it's only 7 PM and if I can get this baby full and sleeping and then get our daughter to bed this'll be the night!!!!
<baby falls asleep and Rhett takes him up and puts him in crib>
Rhett - 'Okay, one down one to go!!! Bonnie Blue is tired because she didn't nap at daycare again, so this last one should be easy!!! '
<Rhett goes down stairs to find little Bonnie already passed out on couch>
Rhett - 'YES!!! Okay, move Bonnie to the bed.... Night, night...... Only 8:15 PM, Now where's Scarlett???'
Rhett - 'Ah, there you are.... Kids are in bed let's go upstairs!!!'
Scarlett - 'I'm tired... I guess we can....'
Rhett - 'Gee, such enthusiasm.... '
Scarlett - 'I promise sometime this week we will....'
Rhett - 'Okay, I'll be over in the corner holding my breath, okay???'
<Knowing that the possibility of getting both kids in bed by this time is darned near impossible, Rhett faces the inevitable...... That this will never happen again..... >
So it's really the kids who are the problem? Get rid of them for awhile (surely the grandparents will take them off your hands for a weekend?). I notice that whenever married people complain about not having sex, they also have children. Married people without children - is lack of sex such an issue for you? Just wondering...
<curtain opens..... Rhett is feeding the 6 month old>
Rhett - 'Boy it's only 7 PM and if I can get this baby full and sleeping and then get our daughter to bed this'll be the night!!!!
<baby falls asleep and Rhett takes him up and puts him in crib>
Rhett - 'Okay, one down one to go!!! Bonnie Blue is tired because she didn't nap at daycare again, so this last one should be easy!!! '
<Rhett goes down stairs to find little Bonnie already passed out on couch>
Rhett - 'YES!!! Okay, move Bonnie to the bed.... Night, night...... Only 8:15 PM, Now where's Scarlett???'
Rhett - 'Ah, there you are.... Kids are in bed let's go upstairs!!!'
Scarlett - 'I'm tired... I guess we can....'
Rhett - 'Gee, such enthusiasm.... '
Scarlett - 'I promise sometime this week we will....'
Rhett - 'Okay, I'll be over in the corner holding my breath, okay???'
<Knowing that the possibility of getting both kids in bed by this time is darned near impossible, Rhett faces the inevitable...... That this will never happen again..... >
I suggest you go, um, 'downtown'. That should get her going no matter how tired.
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