Horoscopes and Compatibilty (female, dance, child, calling)

[jacq63]

Yes, like separate houses?

[zednemtheadventurer]

Originally Posted by molochai2580

I remember one day my aunt opened her fortune cookie and it said: The best love, the only love, the truest love is self love. It was real funny when we added the "in bed" after it.


I'm a water sign my husband is a fire sign. We are supposedly not compatible, but man we sure steam it up. We also get along great.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[zednemtheadventurer]

Originally Posted by StuckPA

I'm a fire sign and wife's an air sign and she sure knows how to feed my fire...and not in a good way

Not to digress too much... but that gives a new meaning entirely to "blowing the candle" out.

Sorry, I had a Jr. High moment! It's all Lola8822's fault with her... put 'in bed' comment after it. I posted a thread titled "What is you favorite quote?" That would be fun to put... in bed after.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... in bed! It works for me!

I have not failed 10,000 times, I have successfully found 10,000 ways that will not work... in bed! This was a quote from Thomas Edison but when you put in bed on the end it sounds like a quote from Ron Jeremy!

[Coldjensens]

Originally Posted by zednemtheadventurer

You should make all of your life decisions based on fortune cookies, astrology signs for relationships, and a magic eight balls like JonathanLB does. On really tuff decisions consult a Ouija board with friends.

Love the Ouija Board. It told me to keep a magic penny in my shoe, but all I got was blisters.

Are you supposed to read the forutnes in those cookies? I though you had to eat them with the cookie to make it come true. I have been doing it wrong all along.

I has someone come and get psychic readins from my cat. She said that my fortune was in the cat. I ate the cat, but nothing happened.

(A friend of my really did have somone come to their home to do psychic readings of their cat. $500 a pop. Maybe I should change jobs - I will check my horoscope and eat a fortune cookie to find out what I should do.)

[zednemtheadventurer]

Originally Posted by Coldjensens

Are you supposed to read the forutnes in those cookies? I though you had to eat them with the cookie to make it come true.

Its good fiber!

[/quote]I ate the cat, but nothing happened.[/quote]

Ok, my mind went in the gutter on that one! I'll leave it at that!

[/quote](A friend of mine really did have somone come to their home to do psychic readings of their cat. $500 a pop.[/quote]

Sam Kinison had a whole skit on dog psychiatrists... it was hilarious!

[zednemtheadventurer]

Originally Posted by Coldjensens

Are you supposed to read the forutnes in those cookies? I though you had to eat them with the cookie to make it come true.

Its good fiber!

Originally Posted by Coldjensens

I ate the cat, but nothing happened.

Ok, my mind went in the gutter on that one! I'll leave it at that!

Originally Posted by Coldjensens

(A friend of mine really did have somone come to their home to do psychic readings of their cat. $500 a pop.

Sam Kinison had a whole skit on dog psychiatrists... it was hilarious!

[JonathanLB]

Eh don't feel bad zed, if it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.

[StuckPA]

As an Aries I find that Geminis can either be my best friend but at the same time my worst enemy!

[TKramar]

Originally Posted by KMG1

What's your sign? What signs are you most and least compatible with?

Born today. I'm a Scorpio. I don't know about compatibility.

[CrouchTigerHiddenDog]

Originally Posted by TKramar

Born today. I'm a Scorpio. I don't know about compatibility.

Happy Birthday Dude!