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Old 11-17-2008, 08:33 AM
 
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Yeah, a Kevlar chastity belt Sheesh...people are nuts...
That was punny.
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:38 AM
 
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geez guys........should I get you some tortches and cave man outfits???
You have posted on the wrong thread... sexual fetishes are on a different thread.

You cut my &*^% off and you'll need more than torches to fend me off! Hell hath no fury like a man that has gone through this!
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:40 AM
 
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wow, women are crazy!
I'm in too. They are!! I fourth that motion!!!
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:48 AM
 
Location: S.Dak
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You folks are talking about really drastic measures, when a just a little dab of Krazy Glue or Mighty Putty would do the trick!
I've heard some pretty funny ''superglue'' stories, over the years.......
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:03 AM
 
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geez guys........should I get you some tortches and cave man outfits???

I think they would find the "lonely guy" p o rn stash more helpful. Men fear things they cant control.
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:13 AM
 
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That was punny.
What's funnier is the fact that I did not write that to be funny Those stories are just downright disturbing...sheesh...I can honestly say these jokes would probably not be flying around if these were articles about women being hurt by a lover...double standards here.
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:16 AM
 
Location: Hot Springs, AR
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Default I do not think a woman should cut off a man's penis

I think she should do what a woman in Texas did:

A woman came home frm work and found her husband having sex with another woman. She said nothing. She very calmly went into the living room and read a magazine until the woman got dressed and left. Her husband was full of apologies which she told him was not necessary. They went to bed. The next morning he felt a strange sensation in his groin area. He went to get out of bed and that to be a painful undertaking. When he was finally able to stand up, Mr. Happy stayed put...on his stomach where his wife had Krazy Glued it. The reason the husband couldn't get out of bed very well because Mr. Happy's "friends" had been glued to each corresponding leg.

Imagine telling that story in the ER! LOL
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:24 AM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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You have posted on the wrong thread... sexual fetishes are on a different thread.

You cut my &*^% off and you'll need more than torches to fend me off! Hell hath no fury like a man that has gone through this!
Nothing could make me want to cut any guys stuff off.....that would be like a fat guy throwing away chocolate cake
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Old 11-17-2008, 10:07 AM
 
Location: West Texas
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geez guys........should I get you some tortches and cave man outfits???
Ouch... you don't have to be THAT mean. Rachel Ray wouldn't!! Speaking of Rachel Ray....
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Old 11-17-2008, 10:12 AM
 
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You really do have to watch because there are crazy women out there. I've had one stalker like incident and another crazy I to deal with a few summers ago. Neither I was romantically involved with or ever hinted as such. Watch yourself. I'm very cautious about dating and relationships as well as simple friendships.
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