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The good: First date that started with just dinner plans and lasted 8 HOURS (with no significant funny business)
The bad: First date that talks about having jumped on some of her son's friends.
The funny: First date that asks me how long I've been divorced....and I'm widowed. So, I say..."I'm not!" which almost gets me maced before I can deliver the punch-line.
Check back over my posts.. you will find the "toe licker" date.. yeah not so much funny haha but funny weird... and now that I think about it - just not funny at all LOL
Check back over my posts.. you will find the "toe licker" date.. yeah not so much funny haha but funny weird... and now that I think about it - just not funny at all LOL
You need to find a toe-licking emoticon and start using it in posts here.... You would be a legend!
I remember going out on a first date with this girl. We went to have dinner, had a few drinks afterwards and I had it all set up like planned. So we went to a more "private" place to consume the lust and desire that has been building up. So after the second round, we were relaxing and all. I started to have the chills, and over the next 20-30 minutes I developed a high fever because she said I was burning up. So she actually had to drive me home and put me in bed.
I remember going out on a first date with this girl. We went to have dinner, had a few drinks afterwards and I had it all set up like planned. So we went to a more "private" place to consume the lust and desire that has been building up. So after the second round, we were relaxing and all. I started to have the chills, and over the next 20-30 minutes I developed a high fever because she said I was burning up. So she actually had to drive me home and put me in bed.
Wow, that was some fast acting bad juju you contracted....
I wanted to impress a gal one time, took her out to a real swanky place and discovered at the end of the night I had forgotten my wallet and had to borrow the money from her. She never called me back.
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You would be a legend!
