do u know anybody that turns every conversation or word into something sexual or perverted? (people, like)
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Fortunately, I do not. But I know somebody who after 5-10 minutes cannot stop talking about anything but sex, *****, ****.tang, getting laid, prostitution, and his foreign travels (only the parts regarding how much ass he got). This guy got married 2 years ago and on the first and only time I hung out with him after his wedding (3 months after) he had the nerve to say with a smirk, “I haven’t cheated on my wife yet.”
Needless to say, he and I do not hang out anymore; I never called him again and have never heard from him either.
Not to thread-jack, but those of you who read my “cutting off friends” thread today may have noticed I wrote about “Bob,” who is annoying as hell. Bob is the only one who liked this immature pervert. LOL
I ll do that once and while turn something innocent someone said into something..
Dirty,etc i also do the "Thats what she said" as well.
But i dont do it everyday....
I will admit, when given the chance around people I know....I will make an attempt to be sly or outright crazy with a perverted joke. Gets me in SO much trouble with the lil woman.
I will admit, when given the chance around people I know....I will make an attempt to be sly or outright crazy with a perverted joke. Gets me in SO much trouble with the lil woman.
Will you all please stop trying to steal my glory. We all know that it's ME who turns everything into something sexual... geez.
All kidding aside, I don't do it all the time (well, I do "it" all the time" oohhh sorry.. there I go again...
Ummm.... I don't do this all the time but depending on what friends I'm hanging with, it always goes in that direction. We're all just a bunch of perverts I guess. LOL
Not very often. Once in awhile at work, one of the managers or someone I work with will comment on something I say about something, or we'll joke about some things that come up in conversation, but its only in joking and its rare. We might joke about going into the 'security room' to 'review some footage from your dept' or 'come into my office I have something to show you'.... or how about 'meet me in receiving'...but its all in fun and not meant to be taken with a frown. Besides, I bite back, lol. Not many people can get away with that. But then in my years in construction and trucking, it wasnt uncommon to hear a lot more of 'twisted' things said.
A former neighbor always does this...but then again, they are self proclaimed swingers...
Do they have one of those flags that hangs from the front porch with a pineapple on it? That is the signal apparently! I always thought it stood for hospitality but NOPE...had to take down my pineapple flag!!!
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