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Let me make it clearer then. If he's sitting on the couch watching TV or laying down even, I will walk up to him and put it in his face. That will usually get his lil' man to stand at ATTENTION.And, you know once it stands at ATTENTION its usually on and poppin' within 3-5 minutes...
Ah, I was picturing a standing man. My husband is tall and I can't put anything in his face when he is standing up.
Why, just b'c someone you've been with wasn't like that? Well, some of us are just like that. With my ex, it was the only thing we had going for us.
I've been with a mental spouse for over 12 years. I have a hard time remembering what a normal person would do to encourage sex.
The other day I leaned over the computer to get something as she was sitting there at the computer and she grabbed my package and said, "I know what you want." Then she continued to rub me. We went upstairs and even though she was on her period she pleasured ME. Then she would snap back into a completely different person and she would not be fun anymore for weeks. It is really hard to explain. We had sex one time on the floor in the livingroom and it was awesome!!! The very next night I wanted to re live that experience with her again...it was like it was a different person. Everything was wrong. I wasn't doing this right or that right. It was totally different. Mental illness is not a good thing at all.
I've been with a mental spouse for over 12 years. I have a hard time remembering what a normal person would do to encourage sex.
The other day I leaned over the computer to get something as she was sitting there at the computer and she grabbed my package and said, "I know what you want." Then she continued to rub me. We went upstairs and even though she was on her period she pleasured ME. Then she would snap back into a completely different person and she would not be fun anymore for weeks. It is really hard to explain. We had sex one time on the floor in the livingroom and it was awesome!!! The very next night I wanted to re live that experience with her again...it was like it was a different person. Everything was wrong. I wasn't doing this right or that right. It was totally different. Mental illness is not a good thing at all.
So you've only had sex 3 times during your marriage?
I usually wait till his whole family, (including his mom) is gathered round and he is telling a funny story. Thats when I start stripping and then go sit on his lap.
So you've only had sex 3 times during your marriage?
You're hilarious!!!
Yeah. That's it....3 times.
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Then she would snap back into a completely different person and she would not be fun anymore for weeks. It is really hard to explain. We had sex one time on the floor in the livingroom and it was awesome!!! The very next night I wanted to re live that experience with her again...it was like it was a different person. Everything was wrong. I wasn't doing this right or that right. It was totally different. Mental illness is not a good thing at all. 
