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I was wondering what people thought about being in elevators. I had a strange Seinfeld like experience in an elevator today. First of all, the doors open and this elevator was packed to the rim, lo, that doesn't deter me, cause I had places to go and sh*t to do and I wasn't waiting for the next one.
I'm inside and so close to this this guy that I can smell his cologne. I think at first this isn't quite so bad, after about 10 seconds the smell makes me fell like I'm gonna hurl.
So I'm standing next to Don Juan and I notice this lady just staring off into the distance like she's in the night of living dead, and I think to myself what has happened to this person, where the life is just sucked out of her.
Then I notice the awkward silence that is so loud it sounds like a train coming right at you.
If you think you can squeeze one out silently a fart is an amazing thing in an elevator.
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