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I thought I'd write this just for Hasdrubal's benefit.
Dear C-D:
I thought I'd never be writing a letter like this, but I just have to relate what happened last night during our annual winter cotillion at the club.
My wife, Bambi, is in her thirties, but she could pass for much younger. Long, supple legs, blonde hair, generous breasts, and eyes that simmered with pent up desire. Me? An actuarial who despite my be attempts to satisfy her, never seemed to be able to do the job with my four inches of man meat. Only last weekend, during our monthly marital relations, Bambi filed her nails and read her copy of the Robb Report during our lovemaking session.
Then, last night, we were sitting at the table, and the new waiter, Raoul, came up with a tray of drinks. Raoul, a swarthy fellow with a contemptuous eye and a rakish mustache was rumored to be quite the ladies man around the club. I watched in alarm as Bambi's eyes track him across the room, a wanton smile forming across her lips as she reached into her clutch purse, produced some lipstick and checked herself carefully in the make up mirror.
"Honey," she said, standing up with a scrape of chairs, "I'm going to ladies room. I'll be back in a little while...."
C'mon now. You're the writer. You need to be a little more original. Blonde and big boobs. God how typical lol.
C'mon now. You're the writer. You need to be a little more original. Blonde and big boobs. God how typical lol.
Hm, I don't mind that part. But, it was the "swarthy" that got me. that just makes me think yuck. LOL
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. Blonde and big boobs. God how typical lol.
But, it was the "swarthy" that got me. that just makes me think yuck. LOL
